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By Kicked - 25/02/2025 14:00 - United States

Spicy

Today, my dad found condoms in my room and kicked me out of the house. I know I’m 22 but I have nowhere to go. When I told him this, he threw a rolling suitcase at me and told me, “You have somewhere to go now - your boyfriend’s house!” I don’t even have a boyfriend, just casual random hookups. FML

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By CharlieP - 08/05/2023 22:00

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Today, I’m walking around the streets with my stuff in a rolling suitcase. My mom saw fit to kick me out of the house because she found sextoys in my room. FML

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Secrecy

By Anonymous - 15/11/2022 04:00

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Today, my dad caught me having sex with my secret boyfriend, so he threw him naked into the street. I’m 28 years-old and it’s my house. This kind of bullshit is exactly the reason I kept my boyfriend a secret and why I got a mortgage I can barely afford, just so I didn’t live with my dad anymore. FML

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Denial

By innocent - 06/01/2015 03:11 - United States

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Today, my father seems to be having an affair. A used condom was carelessly left on his nightstand and my mother found it. She refuses to believe that my boyfriend and I are not responsible. As punishment I am "no longer allowed to see him." We're both 22 and live together in our own apartment. FML

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Overreacting mom striked again

By Im homeless - 06/02/2024 00:00 - United States

Today, my mom kicked me out of the house because I missed my curfew and overslept at my boyfriend’s house. She said she’d let me back in on one condition: that I was still a virgin. My boyfriend’s parents won’t let me live with him. I’m currently staying in the Walmart restroom. FML

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Busted

By Carei - 26/03/2025 17:00 - United States

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Today, my parents told me that because they found dildos, a rose toy, and condoms in my bedroom, I’m not getting a car for graduation anymore. Also, I have 30 days from my 18th birthday to “find an apartment or something” and “get the hell out” since I’m "such a grown up now." FML

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Gone girl

By OwndPattie - 20/11/2022 02:00

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Today, after I grounded my barely 18 year-old daughter for having sex with her boyfriend when I found a pack of condoms in her room while cleaning it, she responded by moving out and eloping with him. FML

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By rahrahcakes - 19/03/2012 07:36 - Australia - Brisbane

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Today, my mum cleaned my room. When I got home she yelled at me for having condoms. I'm 24 years old and in a long term relationship. FML

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Strict house

By Sierra - 10/09/2024 00:00 - United States

Today, after I spent a weekend at my boyfriend’s house, I came home to find the locks changed. My parents decided to change them because they “don’t need me slutting around under their roof.” My boyfriend lives 4 hours away and I have nothing but an overnight bag. FML

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Hogwatch

By PlanB - 27/06/2024 06:00 - United States - Miami

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Today, my mom disowned me and kicked me out of the house, all because I used Plan B to terminate a potential pregnancy after I had unprotected sex. She actually packed a suitcase and duffle-bag for me, told me to hit the road, and to never come back. She told me she’d call the police for trespassing if I didn’t comply. FML

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Regressive

By Anonymous - 19/11/2012 05:19 - United States - Murfreesboro

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Today, at the age of 29, I now have a relationship on par with a teenager's. Several weeks ago, my fiancé and I lost our home, and are now back living with our respective families. We now have no privacy. I actually just got dropped off at home, before 10, after having sex in a hay field. FML

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angus 14

Wednesday 26 February 2025 6:51

Your dad is an asshole

core01 30

Wednesday 26 February 2025 3:03

If you were a son, he would have congratulated you

Comments

core01 30

Wednesday 26 February 2025 3:03

If you were a son, he would have congratulated you

angus 14

Wednesday 26 February 2025 6:51

Your dad is an asshole

JIMMY2CHAINZ_84 2

Wednesday 26 February 2025 15:42

He needs to grow up.

Lost Reggie 21

Thursday 27 February 2025 12:25

I would have commended you for being safe and responsible. Sorry yer Dad's a prick.

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