Busting makes me feel good

By neverdoingthatagain - 27/02/2016 03:35 - United States - Pottstown

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Today, my wife's pregnancy hormones made her extremely horny. The doctor said that intercourse during pregnancy was very healthy, so we decided to do it. Let's just say that the bumpy ride didn't help her morning sickness. FML
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whysobeachy 37

Was it worth it, to her? Also, next time, you can try positions which require less movement on her part. Or you can try grinding, instead of thrusting.

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thisguy22 33

You aren't supposed to have sex while driving down an old country road... Try a bed next time.

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kirby1964 20

Be careful. Don't want to give the kid a black eye. Wonder what it would be like if the kid would kick it at just the right moment? Or somehow grabbed hold.

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MichaelDeSanta 20

Where is Doc Bastard to give this guy an anatomy lesson?

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Sanosukeskitten 22

*facepalm* Please tell me you were joking. There is no way you can hit a baby during sex. Trust me that kid is well protected within the walls of his or hers mothers uterus, amniotic sac and fluid, placenta, plus there's the cervix.

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bobsanction 18

Maybe she should be on bottom next time.

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writerchic85 25

Can she take Dramamine or anything of the like to reduce the morning sickness or is that strictly off limits for preggos?

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mezochan 29

It's not really off limits, my doc told me it was fine during pregnancy (Morning sickness did terrible things to my already bad motion sickness). But it also doesn't really help with, er, 'extreme' activities. She probably would have gotten sick either way then fell asleep on him!

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Sanosukeskitten 22

Maybe she could try the seaband during sex, and more if her motion sickness is bad during the day and/or night. I never had to use it, but then again every pregnancy is different.

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tintarroja 31

Eat her... in the mornings! That can help!

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meghanclean 17

Being eaten out during pregnancy is actually dangerous.

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YooperTransplant 8

You may not deserve to get puked on, but hey, you had sex, so I can't say your life sucks.

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meghanclean 17

Assuming she has bad morning sickness she's probably still in the first trimester, wait until halfway through the second or until the third for sex. Until then, finger her and play with her clit. Invest in a hitachi. Trust me.

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hiscrazygirl2014 7

In response to BOTH comments I've seen from you, going down is not dangerous while pregnant however inserting the finger can be dangerous (because of nails and germs) which is why it's always stressed for proper hygiene.

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