By Heidi Jeanette - 14/11/2017 01:30

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Today, I learned that my insatiable appetite and sex drive is because I'm 5 months pregnant. I'm married to a woman. We had a threesome one drunken night. FML
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GhostFox 33

At least it was both of you?... your wife should probably take a pregnancy test too, come to think of it. It's probably a good idea to start discussing what your options are now, because I believe that you are too far along for an abortion for anything other than life threatening medical reasons.

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BurnInDemonFire 34

This is the script Judd Apatow should have used for Knocked Up.

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BurnInDemonFire 34

This is the script Judd Apatow should have used for Knocked Up.

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Ciela 22

keep it, give for adoption, and/or tell the person

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GhostFox 33

At least it was both of you?... your wife should probably take a pregnancy test too, come to think of it. It's probably a good idea to start discussing what your options are now, because I believe that you are too far along for an abortion for anything other than life threatening medical reasons.

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LordGiblett 26

Assuming the threesome included her wife since it was drunk

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xoxoblondee 31

technically, late term abortions are possible. it's risky, but it's doable in some states. however, it's probably not the option to choose. if OP doesn't want to keep the baby, adoption. however, this is a great way to have a baby in a same sex marriage without paying for IVF

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manb91uk 22

I bet you’re wishing you’d just had a cucumber now aren’t you?

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bogolopian 12

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Moerighan 23

They are both the female side. Your comment was stupid.

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bogolopian 12

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Danne696 14

Yea, now I'm assuming that you're just a troll, trying to get a rise out of people.

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tibtak 20

If she is pregnant, she likely is a female

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DanielleinDC 33

Did it not occur to you to have the third member of your threesome use a condom?

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MadiGirl24 18

Could be possible they used a form of protection and it didn't work though- nothing is 100% fool proof.

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arioch_fml 20

Broken condom, or they were possibly too drunk to care? who knows without input from the Op.

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Mynxie 26

How did you not realize it after not having a period for more than 3 months?

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skippydoda 32

Some women don't have regular periods. I have a friend who only has three or four a year. Some women mistake spotting for a period. Many reasons to not know, especially if you aren't trying.

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piinksock 17

I call bullshit too. There's no way you can go 5 months and not be suspicious. I've had 4 and I tell you, there's no mistaking it. When shes starving hungry and experiencing changes in libido after sex with a man and it takes 5 months to put 2 and 2 together? A missing period isn't the only indicator of pregnancy.

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OrchidKitten 21

I once went 9 months without a period. Throughout the time I was constantly hungry, and horny. I wasn't pregnant though. Just because you have "symptoms" of pregnancy doesn't mean you are. Especially if you naturally have a high sex drive.

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electrodude 15

Well that’s a story for when the kid is 18. Oh and congrats ?

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MidnaLink 33

Ok, here's my two cents: 1) While it was a drunken threesome, as you say it was, you say we (meaning your wife was present) so there's no indication of cheating on your part (IMHO). 2) As people have said, here and on Facebook, nothing is 100%. You could be on pill and him with condom, and still get pregnant. 3) 5 months is pretty far along for an abortion, so if you can't/won't raise the baby, the adopt out.

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