Work: Today, while helping out at a retirement home, I had to get a...

By Anonymous - 31/12/2012 07:58 - United States

Today, while helping out at a retirement home, I had to get a book off a bookshelf. When I reached up, my watch got stuck on my shirt, resulting in my shirt lifting up. I just flashed my man-boobs to at least 20 senior citizens, and one of them even asked if he could have a feel. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/06/2015 06:15 - Australia - Doncaster East

Today, an old lady wearing a low-cut shirt with no bra underneath came into my line with some groceries. At some point while bagging her groceries, her wrinkled breast slipped out of her shirt. She didn't even notice. I wish to fuck I could unsee this. FML

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By Nastiaa - 15/02/2009 15:49 - Estonia

Today, I was a host during kids' event. I did my job and started to do some funny moves to entertain the kids. I was wearing a top with a really low cut. Then noticed that all the children were pointing at me happily and adults looked surprised. Then I noticed that both my boobs had popped out. FML

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Monday 31 December 2012 12:08

At first when i was reading this I thought you were a woman which would have been even more embarrassing. Still, fyl op.

PenguinBitch 43

Monday 31 December 2012 12:09

Hey, compared to theirs, yours are not saggy and wrinkly. Perfect volume and shape man.

Comments

luke_bryan_fan 6

Monday 31 December 2012 12:08

At first when i was reading this I thought you were a woman which would have been even more embarrassing. Still, fyl op.

TourettesGuyFTW 25

Monday 31 December 2012 12:56

well, boobs or moobs, old people really ain't that fussed!!

Kkkdawg 27

Monday 31 December 2012 13:43

I also assumed op was a woman when I started reading. Surprise! God damn.

TheChiver 7

Monday 31 December 2012 15:36

Well that was a plot twist worthy of M. Night Shamalyma!

poccocurantes 7

Monday 31 December 2012 17:20

Now you just draw it out for 2 hours.

jajaflan 4

Monday 31 December 2012 22:32

Moobies :)

PenguinBitch 43

Monday 31 December 2012 12:09

Hey, compared to theirs, yours are not saggy and wrinkly. Perfect volume and shape man.

oj101 33

Monday 31 December 2012 12:14

Wow. A man burlesque show. That's something I haven't heard of before.

Welshite 39

Monday 31 December 2012 12:15

Well since they liked it, you could start making a little money on the side. The senior citizen stripper business is relatively small; take advantage of it.

IworkAt711 14

Monday 31 December 2012 12:25

You would be surprised how kinky old people could be. Im sure theres plenty of old people who want strippers.

poccocurantes 7

Monday 31 December 2012 17:34

Not surprised at all. Had a lady follow me around the store I worked at. Not really a cougar, but something much closer to extinction. Started by telling me I had a nice round butt then escalated to she bet I was well hung and finished with her telling me she could still almost put her legs behind her head. This she showed me by putting her leg up on her shopping cart. I may have to submit this as an FML. Starting to have flashbacks.