Cars, Fire and Transportation: Bye bye

Bye bye

By ThatTrafficCone - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, the Fire Department found my car overturned in a ditch and on fire. It was two miles away from where I parked it about three hours ago. FML

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Armin_fml 0

Sunday 4 October 2009 12:24

Bad, bad car

Narzhul 0

Sunday 4 October 2009 12:30

You've got a real hot wheel now, huh?

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Erindub 0

Monday 5 October 2009 6:53

Dude that suck but hopefully you had good coverage and will be getting a new car soon.

Raptorace22 0

Monday 5 October 2009 7:31

I first read this as "Today, the Fire Department found my cat..." I was a bit concerned.

DarkWolfe 0

Thursday 8 October 2009 22:12

@ comment #28 "... and on fire." I'm certain his car's okay after being burned out? =P but yeah, definitely sucks to be the OP

Alhan_fml 0

Monday 29 March 2010 6:18

That was YOURS?! Sorry!

Nickimariek 20

Friday 1 April 2016 14:31

Ha ? I'd be so pissed off

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