Love, Food, Break-ups, Liar and Vegan: Man meat

Man meat

By Anonymous - 13/01/2022 14:01

Today, I discovered my boyfriend gets lunch every day at Burger King. I confronted him, and he broke up with me. Apparently, he only pretended to be vegan like me to get in my pants, and now the jig is up he dumped me so he can return to having meat at all three meals of the day. FML

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You deserved it 1 805

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By Anonymous - 04/04/2020 02:00

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. Why? Because I became a vegetarian. Apparently, he doesn't believe in "not eating meat." FML

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By secret meat - 21/06/2014 02:04 - United States - Framingham

Today, after being a vegetarian for 5 years, I found out that my boyfriend of 2 years has secretly been feeding me meat. His reason is that he thinks it's "funny" that I still call myself a vegetarian afterwards. FML

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Disloyal!

By saywhat - 26/11/2010 03:28 - United States

Today, I was at my boyfriend's house for dinner with his family. His mom cooked up a steak dinner, except that I'm a vegan, but trying to be a good girlfriend, I forced it down. Upon his mother finding out I was a vegan, she called me "disloyal to my beliefs." FML

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You deserved it 39 797

By HaHa Not Funny - 02/08/2011 04:13 - United States

Today, my ex-boyfriend called to tell me that he had always made a point to eat some form of meat before making out with me. He'd known I was a vegetarian since the day we met. FML

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You deserved it 9 180

Some people just want to watch…

By Z…… - 08/08/2023 06:00

Today, my boyfriend spent half his paycheck on gourmet steaks, bacon, and all sorts of other meat. When I reminded him we were trying to go meatless to help the planet, he said, "Yeah, I'm done with that. The planet can burn." We'd only been vegan three days. FML

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You deserved it 2 062

Ingredients check

By Anonymous - 22/06/2021 18:00

Today, my boyfriend told me the sauce he made for our dinner that was meat-based, trying to show me how nice meat is and stop me being a weirdo vegan. The reason I’m vegan is because my digestive system can’t handle animal protein. I’m writing this from the bathroom, vomiting myself to death. FML

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You deserved it 176

Nice try

By Anonymous - 14/09/2023 14:00

Today, I fed my husband a vegan beef burger so I could show him that it tastes exactly the same when he didn’t notice. He noticed on the first bite and spat it across the kitchen because he thought the meat had expired before I cooked it, and tasted disgusting. FML

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You deserved it 1 787

By biggirlsdocry - 06/03/2012 13:56 - United States

Today, I texted my boyfriend, and he pretended he was a Burger King employee who found a lost phone, just so that he wouldn't have to talk to me. FML

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You deserved it 4 720

By itsellie27 - 30/08/2013 14:44 - United Kingdom - London

Today, my boyfriend told me that he would leave me if I didn't seek help for my eating disorder. The eating disorder in question? Vegetarianism. FML

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You deserved it 20 643

By ohman - 02/10/2010 06:28 - Singapore

Today, my boyfriend dumped me because 'I look like his hamster when I'm eating sunflower seeds.' FML

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You deserved it 5 861

cacheson 41

Thursday 13 January 2022 16:05

It sounds like he was doing all this of his own volition and without your knowledge? If that’s the case I don’t know why there are so many ydi on this post. You confronted him about lying to you and he was abstaining from meat without any coercion.

Thaylok 17

Thursday 13 January 2022 16:39

It is a hard lesson to learn, that people will lie to you to get what they want (sex). I have tried to make my daughter understand that for many years. Don't let that stop your search for a good person, they are out there.

Comments

cacheson 41

Thursday 13 January 2022 16:05

RichardPencil 30

Thursday 13 January 2022 16:18

I guess you won't be getting The Whopper anymore.

Plop 17

Thursday 13 January 2022 17:14

With some luck she'll find a 12" vegan sub to replace him.

Thaylok 17

Thursday 13 January 2022 16:39

DarkAngelsBlade 25

Thursday 13 January 2022 20:23

I mean it sucks he lied, but if you cared that much about him being vegan like you, well, shit like this will happen. Guys are ******* weird like that idk why and it ain't good but if you like him at all let him live his life the way he wants while being with you.

fluffnut 8

Friday 14 January 2022 2:14

His loss on many levels 😹

Aurora25 29

Friday 14 January 2022 2:37

Just because you're vegan, doesnt mean you should force it on to other people

cacheson 41

Friday 14 January 2022 3:19

It sounds more like the boyfriend told op he was vegan from the start and they had no reason to suspect otherwise. I don’t think there was any force involved.