Bye bye

By ThatTrafficCone - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, the Fire Department found my car overturned in a ditch and on fire. It was two miles away from where I parked it about three hours ago. FML
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Narzhul 0

You've got a real hot wheel now, huh?

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xxchilloutxx 0

I don't really get it? Was it stolen? 'cos you haven't really made it clear!

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MissCharlotte_fml 26

No, obviously the car committed suicide.

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plexico 3

Why do my brilliant hilarious FML's get rejected when this shit gets through? MWWTTS? MIne Was Worse Than This Shit?

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pwnrzero 0

i dont believe this shit. seems fake but look at the bright side OP you werent in the car when it flipped.

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rabidcactus 0

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roadrunner189 0

well, i would say it was stolen, yes, because it was 2 miles away. and she lives in Oregon, i do as well, and the chances of it going 2 miles ON IT'S OWN is very slim. so no she didn't forget to apply the brake. it would have hit something else within 2 miles if it rolled on it's own - like a tree or house or something. sorry about your car, hope you had full coverage insurance :)

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JohnnyTheFox 0

YDI because your car is wrecked and the first thing you can think of is posting an FML about it. Dumbass.

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cacheson 41

You do realize that many FMLs aren’t actually from “today” as they say in the post… that’s just the required format.

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CallMeHush 0

Sounds like someone is covering up an OUI.

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BostonBear 33

that was my second thought. figgured stolen or oui but either way thats shitty

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guuuuurl 0

OMG! XDDDDD tht iz fukn hillarious, hope ur cars oakyy XDDDD

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Nex_Iuguolo 0

I'm going to assume it took you 3 hours to post about this because you were busy updating your Twitter, Facebook, Myspace, and Livejournal about the same topic.

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