Poopoo peepee, Awkward, Conspiracy theorist and Work: C'mon man!

C'mon man!

By Pooping - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - Canada - Aldergrove

Today, while I was at work, a coworker began ranting about his theory that the government is going to create a disease that sterilises everyone, and use the antidote to control the population. I was just trying to take a crap in the stall next to him. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/03/2013 18:03 - Germany - Augsburg

Today, I was awkwardly taking a dump at work, when a coworker in another stall started talking shit to me about our boss. I grunted and agreed, hoping he'd shut up and leave me alone. That's when a third guy sarcastically chimed in with insults from a third stall. It was our boss. FML

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By CapNCook - 24/07/2013 09:15 - United States - Chicago

Today, a co-worker verbally abused me because I yawned. His excuse was that, "It's contagious". FML

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By Anonymous - 26/09/2011 18:52 - United States

Today, at work while on the toilet, somebody came into the stall next to me and gave a loud play by play of every fart, plop, and grunt. He then asked loudly who I was and when I didn't answer put his head under the stall to look at me. FML

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When nature calls

By Sacha - 19/01/2021 08:01 - Canada

Today, while I was working in a grocery store, a costumer decide to take a dump on the ground after I told him he couldn’t access to restrooms because my boss closed them due to COVID restrictions. FML

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By fmltom - 16/12/2015 02:21 - United States - Las Vegas

Today, my coworker, who has a tendency to overshare, decided to tell me she has chlamydia. I threw my hands in the air and said, "Stop. I don't wanna know." A customer heard this exchange and we were both written up. FML

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Both sides now

By microtech - 13/12/2011 17:33 - United States

Today, at the microbiology lab, I discovered that the guy who took the shift before me didn't sterilize the work space very well. I am now blowing chunks from both ends from a very nasty strain of E. Coli. My company blames me. FML

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Office world is hell

By Anonymous - 11/07/2020 14:01

Today, at work I was sitting on the toilet and a coworker came in and yelled, “That sounded like a big one!” and wouldn't leave until I left came out of the stall. FML

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You deserved it 140

Symphonic

By Anonymous - 30/01/2014 22:46 - United Kingdom - Preston

Today, I had an upset stomach all day at work. When lunch break came, I rushed to the bathroom. Just as I turned into an unstoppable human whoopie cushion, a co-worker walked in. He heard the entire arse symphony, and just asked, "What the fuck, dude?!" as he left. FML

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By Snails - 12/06/2019 20:00

Today, while at work, I let out a nasty wet fart, thinking no one would hear me since I work in a warehouse. My coworker did hear me, and replied, "WTF? Shots fired! Shots fired!" FML

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You deserved it 734

The new generation

By Anonymous - 06/06/2022 22:00

Today, I got stuck in a bathroom at work with my least favorite coworker. He ranted about Lady Gaga the entire 15 minutes the lock was broken. I’m third generation don’t give a fuck! FML

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vladmire 4

Thursday 30 August 2012 0:25

Gotta love that stall conversation :)

SkoomaKi 27

Thursday 30 August 2012 0:28

A interesting thing to discuss while doing the daily push. He could be onto something.

Comments

georgina_rmrz 5

Thursday 30 August 2012 7:05

They are definitely right though. You should thank them for letting you know:)

THE_A_TEEN 27

Thursday 30 August 2012 17:45

Please give us proof of this. Random talk in the bathroom is not legitimate proof.

ilovefall10 21

Thursday 30 August 2012 8:15

Is it bad that I kinda want to hear more about his theory?

NoBuenoLeno 9

Thursday 30 August 2012 8:30

All the crazies are from East Hastings, Vancouver.

Shadow_Phantom 26

Thursday 30 August 2012 10:42

To be completely honest, he probably isn't far from the truth. But FYL for having to listen to that in the bathroom... that's just awkward.

tne201992 12

Thursday 30 August 2012 11:08

I hate it when someone is trying to have a conversation when you're in the stall. It's awkward and you can't get shit done..

TomAWJones19 4

Thursday 30 August 2012 11:16

Genophage.

dfens 8

Thursday 30 August 2012 12:34

Girls with class don't shit.

dcats 13

Thursday 30 August 2012 14:26

Less population in Canada? Give India a call op.

The_F3rris 11

Thursday 30 August 2012 14:41

That IS going to happen. And when it does you'll be sorry you didn't listen to that guy lol

THE_A_TEEN 27

Thursday 30 August 2012 17:38

Says who? You? LOL, ok we'll watch out for the boogieman and his ambitions. Whooooooo, beware!

BloodDiamond96 11

Sunday 2 May 2021 15:59

I mean, COVID-19 is happening right now. Without the vaccine you’re not allowed to travel and pretty soon won’t be able to go to stores or anywhere without it. The vaccine that requires two shots and still have a chance to get it? I’m too poor to travel anyways. Think I’ll wait for that “vaccine”.