C'mon man!

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Today, while I was at work, a coworker began ranting about his theory that the government is going to create a disease that sterilises everyone, and use the antidote to control the population. I was just trying to take a crap in the stall next to him. FML
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SkoomaKi 27

A interesting thing to discuss while doing the daily push. He could be onto something.

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onorexveritas 23

well he's wrong about one thing, that there's an antidote

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TheInscrutable 0

I don't see the problem here... This Is just my sense of humor but that would have made my day a little bit funnier!

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collegegirl17 8

If only they would hahah

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thiscrazything 1

Too bad, they will instantly evaporate people who try to revolt.

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Turtle_rebellion 10

That actually sounds like a perfect way to stop the idiots from breeding, and create a brighter future for humanity. If the govorment decides to do this, I'll support them.

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THE_A_TEEN 27

You won't be supporting them when you find out they'll target the general population(i.e. you). But I'll never happen, it's just crazy conspiracy talk.

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justmyluck22 14

Maybe your co-worker watches anime? There is a series based on that idea called "No. 6" xD but either way - sure must have been awkward .___.

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HerpaderpMeg 12

The morons of the world would stop reproducing.

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MargaretColleen 8

Clearly he's seen V for Vendetta (or read the comic) way too many times.

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Failownercatty 10

Maybe if people weren't going crazy about sex, then this wouldn't have happened. FYL

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tfrfml 5

Isn't that pretty much the plot of Contagion...

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