Call the fuzz

By elizabeth - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Las Vegas

Today, I came home to my mother-in-law wearing the gold chain which I usually keep in a hidden drawer. I searched my drawer only to find out my chain was missing. I asked my mother-in-law if she took it and she keeps denying the fact that she stole it from me. My husband is on her side. FML
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fenixtorador1 11

Shows where your husbands loyalties lie.. Banish him to couch land until he takes your side.

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Cryogenix 12

What was she doing in your bedroom in the first place?

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j_cat187 19

Looking for a Rolex so she can pawn it for crack.

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traveler_ghost 12

not minding her own business, I hate it when some people think they have the right to go through your things without your consent. and in this case, take whatever they want and then lie straight to your face. she her daughter in-law, someone she might see for the rest of her life, how could she have the heart to do that. that's right, because she has no heart

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CanCann 16

Time to start locking your door or at least your drawers.

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ICastillo 24

Time to steal back Op. That's messed up that she went snooping in your stuff though.

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Epikouros 31

I clicked YLS as soon as I read: "Today, I came home to my mother-in-law". Time to stand up to the monster-in-law. If you keep being polite, she'll keep walking all over you.

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SmittyJA24 26

Your "secret drawer" wasn't so secret. Tell your husband he won't get into your other secret drawer 'til you get your chain back. FWIW, keep in mind your husband was raised by this woman. I wouldn't have high expectations IIWY.

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1dvs_bstd 41

Mother-in-law = Woman Hitler. Anagrams don't lie.

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JennaNGood 21

Except OP's mom-in-law probably won't end up having a good relationship with OP after this, whereas stealing Bruce Wayne's moms necklace just sparked some interest on his part. Of course, OP could dance with Monster-in-law and then take the chain off her neck like Bruce did ! :p

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Metallica36176 16

There's nothing more I hate than a liar and a thief. Go up to her grab the damn chain and yank it off her dumbass. If she has a problem, punch her in the damn face and then if your husband has something to say, punch him too. Once you are married you are to support each other over EVERYONE. He's not doing his job.

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Pleonasm 35

Sure you can, as long as you say "Forgive me Father, for I have sinned" and give him 10 "Hail Marys." The Priest may not be able to assist you in the concussion room-- I mean confession room, but as long as you repent you're good.

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Metallica36176 16

I have anger problems, but if you would prefer, I can call the cops for her stealing and have no proof and be a pussy and stay down. Then justice wouldn't be taken which is wrong. Id take that it back and tell both their asses to leave. Is that better?

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souljacker 11

Yeah. That's better. You're right, when you get married your partner is the person who you should stand with.

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eericcartman 5

And how about her new necklace which looks fantastic - surprisingly like yours...

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