Captain Hook

By Kortnie Peterman - This FML is from back in 2018 but it's good stuff

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Today, my boyfriend and I found out my Nuva ring comes out quite easily, especially when he manages to hook it around the tip of his dick. FML
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RichardPencil 30

If you like it, then you should have put a ring on it. Ergo, you like it!

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purplepixie23 16

You know they always favour the house

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RichardPencil 30

And when you win such a game, you win a stuffed animal. I’ll leave it to the reader to supply the feline punchline.

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BurnInDemonFire 34

I think you've confused carnivals and casinos. Carnival games are easy to win.

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Cody Vertigo Bonthoux 15

i had to google this to understand it but once i did i thought "god's damn you poor souls"

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RichardPencil 30

If you like it, then you should have put a ring on it. Ergo, you like it!

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boopingsnoot 24

Yeah, Nuvaring tends to block the g-spot. I always took mine out before and put it back right after. Nuvaring gave me super-ultra-PMS though, fyi.

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WHSKitty 7

Why would you take it out before?

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lestatsbride87 3

that's how I got pregnant, out before Back in after apparently it's not super effective birth control if you remove it to screw

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602offroad 12

New carnival games added: Vaginal Ring Toss!

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JazzyKaira 12

This happened to me a lot, lol. I'd just say "ring toss is over, I'm going to need that back" 😂😂

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Glowworm56 26

So you guys play a bedtime game called "Ring the thing?"

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Davros 12

boy these fair games are getting tough

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faifai_fml 21

Oh honey, I've had that happen *many* times. Was always funny. Told my husband it's like he won the ring toss at the carnival!

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