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By Nublet - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States
By Nublet - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States
By krissy8799 - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States
By Anonymous - 05/02/2016 09:55 - United Kingdom
By Anonymous - 05/10/2010 00:47 - United States
By notsexy - 28/07/2009 22:28 - United States
By Coykoi - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - Canada - Saskatoon
By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom
By seriously? - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Pickerington
By myusofwe - 06/02/2016 01:33 - Puerto Rico - Caguas
By Wolf - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - Trinidad and Tobago
By hotmess - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United States - Katy
That sucks.
Hahaha punny
That's some ******* you're givin?
What did you do to him if I may ask? Or he is just not made for having ********, haha.
Nein nein nein!! You're doing et wrong!! D:<
explain??
So now the question is: Can you suck-start a Harley? You haven't made it in the BJ world until you can do that.
Geez, I can't imagine what you could have done to cause that...? Maybe he was so nervous about it beforehand that anxiety got the best of him and he freaked? Sucks way more for him, he's probably mortified.
Apperentley she blows
Oh that? That's an ******
37 - yeah Avenged Sevenfold foREVer!!!
Oh, I see what you did there. 86--At age 14, do you really need to be giving out BJs? Yeah, I didn't think so.
sucks more for him? actually, he didn't get sucked at all..
Actually, it blows
108-my girlfriend loves ********, and she begs me to let her give me one
Must have been really good?
or really bad.
Or he's a noob..
Small posibility he might be gay.
Extreme blow-job op is so full of win
63 ahahahahah i see what u did there!!
63 made me laugh :')
I was reading this with my boyfriend, and now he wants to "borrow your mouth". Thanks a lot Nublet
well it can only get better from there!:D
He just couldn't handle the pressure.
LOL
....Were you chewing on it or something? Cause I'd be scared, if a girl acted like she's about to bit it off o.o Or maybe it was just an incredibly intense ******!
introducing, for your chewing pleasure - **** gum!
really? i dont believe it, give me a bj to second the motion...
Wow ... I had some slight anxiety & panic attacks growing up. However none of those were a direct result from giving and/or receiving oral sex. The more I hear about this generation the more I want to bash open the back of it's skull with a hammer.
It's ok. Obviously, hearing the truth & facing reality can't be easy for you.
Maybe because you never gave and/or received oral??:)
"This generation?" I don't think I'm exactly part of the current generation.
its *
yer pic is hot
What did I do?
Maybe you should practice your blowing skills. I've heard a harmonica can help with this.
oh god...that was a hilarious fml lmao
I don't think 109 read that FML...
106* my bad..
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what the hell are you? a vacuum cleaner?
Must have been really good?