Moodbreaker

By anonymous - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United States

Spicy
Today, my girlfriend and I were going to shower together, and things were getting heated until we actually got into the shower and found my roommate's fingernail clippings all over the place. FML
I agree, your life sucks 13 486
You deserved it 1 224

Same thing different taste

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That's not sexy in the slightest. Hopefully you were able to continue elsewhere!

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i guess she got nailed. just not in the way she wanted. hehe.

That's not sexy in the slightest. Hopefully you were able to continue elsewhere!

Probably just a messy dude. If you tell him next time that you'll have a ladyfriend over he'll probably abide and clean up and make himself scarce.

Coffee5555 14

I once heard a story on the radio about a woman who collected toe nails from herself and other people so she could eat them. She would actually ask other people for their toe nails so she could eat them. I've lived with that in my head for ten years. Now you deal with it.

How does he not understand how to do that over a trash can

so you don't clean up before inviting your gf over? especially since you seem to know you have a messy roommate..

Maybe your roommate doesn't appreciate you shagging in the shower and this is their dirty protest.

bet u didn't know u were getting a threesome