Cat Fail - FML

Cat Fail

By FML Videos - 18/11/2018 18:00 - United States - New York

He disappeared like this weekend!

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Phillycheeze 20

Monday 19 November 2018 0:55

Cat... The other white meat.

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Phillycheeze 20

Monday 19 November 2018 0:55

Cat... The other white meat.

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Today, I finally felt ready to make love to my boyfriend for the first time. It all went great, until I tried putting the condom on him. In the process, I managed to nick his penis not once, but three times with my nails. His eyes brimmed with tears and he completely lost his erection. FML

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Today, my mom won’t stop calling up all her friends and family and even telling complete strangers about my "bowel problems." Even at parties, she talks about my pooping habits every chance she gets. This isn’t what I want to be known for. FML

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