Work, Scams and Money: Catfished

Catfished

By TooGulible - 12/07/2016 20:08 - United States - Madison Heights

Today, I was at work at an ice cream shop when a hot guy came in and started chatting me up. I got him his ice cream and as I handed it to him, he mentioned that I was cute and walked away. Then I realised he hadn't paid for the ice cream, and I didn't even get a date out of it. FML

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Same thing different taste

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By rmonk - 06/07/2016 12:17 - United States - Carpentersville

Today, I was hanging out with a friend at an ice cream place, and a guy started chatting with us. As he eventually went to leave, he told me, "That's a nice looking date you got there." Then he turned to my friend. "Wish I could say the same to you." FML

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The date from hell #5676

By DennisQuaide69 - 27/06/2017 00:00

Today, I went on an a date with a guy I met online. We were waiting in line at Starbucks when he turned to me and said, "Do you want anything?" Just before I was about to answer, he practically shoved in front of me and paid for himself. The cashier looked more horrified than I did. FML

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By Scottie Too Hottie - 27/06/2016 22:49 - United States - Pontiac

Today, I waved money at a passing ice cream truck and it kept going. So apparently I can't even get a date with a Sno Cone. FML

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By joybirdnot_13 - 08/07/2009 12:08 - United States

Today, I was working at the mall as the girl that stands around giving out samples of the foods. This guy came up to me and we were flirting for at least 30 mins. With the tray in one hand, I gave him my cell to put his number in it. He ran away with my phone. FML

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The sad truth

By Soulara89 - 23/12/2014 01:28 - United States - Orlando

Today, on a first date with a guy, I spilled ice cream all over my pants. He bought me some more, and as I was thanking him, he said, "You've never had a guy treat you right, have you?" I said no and started crying. FML

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By ouch - 28/04/2012 06:54 - United States - Fullerton

Today, I was with a friend at the mall and I made eye contact and smiled at the worker at a smoothie stand that I went on a date with last year. He saw me, and then ducked down behind the register, where he remained while his coworker awkwardly leaned over him to take my order and money. FML

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By UnicornWaffles - 24/10/2016 01:38 - United States - Wooster

Today, I saw the guy I've been seeing passing by my dorm. I called out to him, but he covered his ears and crossed the street. Well, at least I have ice cream in my fridge. FML

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By 6u174r_d00d - 10/08/2011 21:10 - United States

Today, I saw a cute girl working register at my regular coffee shop and politely asked the her for her number. I was brutally rejected. A few minutes later, a douchebag with a popped collar approached her with a cheesy pickup line and left with not only her number, but a free frappe. FML

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By heshay - 28/10/2010 04:27 - United States

Today, my boyfriend was seated in my section at work. As he sees me his face drops... he's on a date. He had forgotten I work there. I had to serve him and his date, and they didn't leave a tip. FML

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First dates

By Anonymous - 08/12/2021 18:59 - United Kingdom - Blackburn

Today, I went to a Christmas market with a guy. Not only did he buy himself a hot chocolate, he made me pay for his pancakes, which he threw away halfway through. He took me to a bar after ,just to get himself a nice cocktail, and free tap water for me. Nice date, right? FML

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cacheson 41

Wednesday 13 July 2016 8:36

I bet he had it planned the whole time.

warrior2 20

Wednesday 13 July 2016 8:35

He must be cold-hearted!

Comments

warrior2 20

Wednesday 13 July 2016 8:35

He must be cold-hearted!

slingerslasher 24

Wednesday 13 July 2016 22:26

I see princess and pumpkin

cacheson 41

Wednesday 13 July 2016 8:36

I bet he had it planned the whole time.

tounces7 27

Thursday 14 July 2016 6:49

Sounds like a tactic for a charming sociopath...

ohSNAPyall 26

Monday 18 July 2016 6:58

He walks a rocky road.

ThLast_Huntr22 7

Wednesday 13 July 2016 8:48

Ydi for not paying attention

Catdragon 40

Wednesday 13 July 2016 8:55

You just got played

Malsain_fml 10

Wednesday 13 July 2016 8:56

Off course you did not get a date. He would have to pay the ice cream otherwise.

jesterinperil 28

Wednesday 13 July 2016 8:58

This stone-cold stunner must have been a pretty great cone-artist to pull off a heist of this size.

lexiieeex3 32

Wednesday 13 July 2016 9:01

Isn't it wonderful when people use others' weaknesses/insecurities to get ahead and take advantage of them?

Solsticee 7

Wednesday 13 July 2016 22:05

Wait, insecurity? It was them who was making use of their good looks.

anonymoususer070 17

Wednesday 13 July 2016 9:13

How does getting a compliment distract you from doing a simple job? Sorry OP, at least you lucked out, seems like he's a jerk to purposely do that to you! Better luck next time with an honest man :)

scyth3s 13

Wednesday 13 July 2016 15:10

You must not spend a lot of time around others if you don't understand that positive attention ( or even negative attention) can be quite distracting to those who crave it.

anonymoususer070 17

Wednesday 13 July 2016 17:22

So because when I'm at work since compliments don't distract me from doing my job I must not spend a lot of time around people? No, some of work jobs that if we let that happen we get fired.