Cats being weird little dudes

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - Canada - Calgary

Today, I discovered that one of our cats is super creepy. He humps the blankets on my mother's bed while staring at her while she's sleeping. FML
I agree, your life sucks 42 323
You deserved it 3 784
Valentine's Day: Love and Maladresse
Discover romantic anecdotes with a touch of awkwardness - because nothing expresses love better than a little discomfort! More…
Previous FML Next FML

Top comments

Sam_Dchi 23

why were you watching your mother while she was sleeping??

132 4

Comments

drc428 5

all male cats do that even if fixed, they like the bed because it is fluffy, and they don't watch anyone in particular just stare lol

10 1
circleone 8

He's not humping the blanket, he's kneading it. Cats and dogs who've been taken away from their mothers too early do this as a means of comforting themselves.

9 3
AnyaS 19

That was my first thought too. And as someone else pointed out, the cat is probably just staring into space, not necessarily at the sleeping mother.

7 0
bbanmen 6

Mine does this as well. He's fixed too :

0 1
rachelle93 5

Mine and my ex's cat would do that to his mom too

0 1
Hinup 11

even more creepier, you are in her bedroom witnessing it.....while she asleep.. perv

1 2
Kendrah18 19

My cat used to hump me until we got him fixed. Weeiirrrd.

0 1
twodotgirl 8

my cats humps all of my brother stuffed animals

0 1
archertheo 15

Your cat sounds awesome, second only to grumpy cat

0 1