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By wtf - 16/05/2014 22:25 - Australia - Narangba

Today, I started watching porn in my room with the volume muted. A minute later, my dad knocked on the door, so I closed everything and called him in. He just said, "Son, you disgust me." and walked out. Now I'm too paranoid to use my own computer. FML

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By Hollerz90 - 02/04/2020 23:00

Today, I came home to find my dad in my room, watching porn on my computer. When I asked him what he was doing, he closed the computer, stood up, stared at me awkwardly and then said, "You should really avoid those sites" and left my room. FML

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By fuck - 13/07/2013 17:22 - United Kingdom - Farnham

Today, I was browsing porn in my room, when my dad barged in. I quickly switched to another tab, only to see it was parked on another porn page. I had another browser window open, so I switched to that. More porn. My dad said, "Riiiggghhhttt... You need help, son." FML

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By Anonymous - 26/06/2015 18:08 - Russian Federation - Moscow

Today, my mom kicked my dad out of the house and told him not to come home again. Why? I started watching some porn on my computer, forgetting I was still connected to the bluetooth speakers in the living room. My mom thought it was my dad, and I didn't have the balls to admit the truth. FML

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By PizzaNIF - 13/07/2016 17:58 - United States - Henderson

Today, I was woken up by the sound of my dad blasting porn on his computer. FML

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By wowthatwould - 04/12/2011 21:39 - United States

Today, I was watching porn when I heard my mom call for me. I closed my laptop right as she walked in my room. The sound, however, kept going. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/10/2013 19:07 - United Kingdom

Today, my dad came into my room, looked at my laptop, and said he could hear the porn I was watching all the way from his room. I wasn't watching porn. We soon realised it was actually coming from his mobile phone. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/01/2011 23:07 - United Kingdom

Today, I came home, turned on my laptop, and turned the TV on mute so I could check my email. My mom came home an hour later, took a look at me on the couch, then the TV, and asked what on earth I was watching. I looked up from my laptop and realized it was porn. FML

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By Spawn_of_Satan - 27/03/2009 15:18 - Hong Kong

Today, whilst my parents and I were out, my older brother thought it would be funny to play porn on my computer. At full volume. With my window wide open. Now my next-door neighbors tell their kids I'm a spawn of Satan, and the weird guy from across the street winks at me. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/11/2020 08:03

Today, I was watching porn and found my mom on a webcam. When I told her that I saw her, she just took away my computer and told me to get off porn. FML

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By jack s.b. - 14/11/2013 22:15 - United States - Austin

Today, my dad walked in on me jacking off. He swore and told me to lock my door next time. Later on I heard him snickering and telling my mom that I "jack off real weird." FML

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SDee1234 11

Saturday 17 May 2014 5:07

Thats almost scary lol. He's spying on you:-P

Cortezthe1st 23

Saturday 17 May 2014 5:07

Maybe he noticed that everything was closed, so he assumed you were doing the nasty.

Comments

sanecatlady 13

Saturday 17 May 2014 18:56

When I was younger I would watch kid's cartoons on TV with the sound turned way down because I was embarrassed to be heard or seen watching them. And now the youth of today are watching ****. Shoot me now, please.

ManSlaughter12 1

Saturday 17 May 2014 18:58

Just use Head Phones and go in your room and lock the door and hide under a cover

harrison99 4

Saturday 17 May 2014 19:14

I always had this fear that if I watched **** my phones audio would be sent to my living room while my family heard in horror O_o

Chazzzor 10

Saturday 17 May 2014 19:14

Turn off the Bluetooth on your laptop numb-nuts. The sound might have been coming through the stereo.

greencurtains74 11

Saturday 17 May 2014 20:29

always have a safe tab open. like your email. so if someone comes by, just close the **** tab!

Taylor22294 24

Saturday 17 May 2014 20:30

Damn it man can never ********** in peace. Did you finish the mission.?

birdybirdchirp 18

Sunday 18 May 2014 5:55

he had to stop the launch sequence bro

ibanghellokitty 8

Saturday 17 May 2014 21:12

After reading ops comment I'm starting to feel paranoid to....

banana_dick 5

Saturday 17 May 2014 21:40

Your dad's spying on you. Check your room for cams.

123edud 6

Saturday 17 May 2014 22:42

If op was on wifi his dad could access who was on their wifi and what websites they are on. It's not that hard. I did that once on Black Friday at best buy. Freaked everyone out when I told them what they were doing on their computer online.

whenitdidhappen 14

Saturday 17 May 2014 23:21

i think he didn't know you were watching ****, but instead he noticed you left the shitter without flushing it.......you can be disgusting in several other ways. :p