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By wtf - 16/05/2014 22:25 - Australia - Narangba

Today, I started watching porn in my room with the volume muted. A minute later, my dad knocked on the door, so I closed everything and called him in. He just said, "Son, you disgust me." and walked out. Now I'm too paranoid to use my own computer. FML

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By Hollerz90 - 02/04/2020 23:00

Today, I came home to find my dad in my room, watching porn on my computer. When I asked him what he was doing, he closed the computer, stood up, stared at me awkwardly and then said, "You should really avoid those sites" and left my room. FML

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By fuck - 13/07/2013 17:22 - United Kingdom - Farnham

Today, I was browsing porn in my room, when my dad barged in. I quickly switched to another tab, only to see it was parked on another porn page. I had another browser window open, so I switched to that. More porn. My dad said, "Riiiggghhhttt... You need help, son." FML

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By Anonymous - 26/06/2015 18:08 - Russian Federation - Moscow

Today, my mom kicked my dad out of the house and told him not to come home again. Why? I started watching some porn on my computer, forgetting I was still connected to the bluetooth speakers in the living room. My mom thought it was my dad, and I didn't have the balls to admit the truth. FML

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By PizzaNIF - 13/07/2016 17:58 - United States - Henderson

Today, I was woken up by the sound of my dad blasting porn on his computer. FML

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By wowthatwould - 04/12/2011 21:39 - United States

Today, I was watching porn when I heard my mom call for me. I closed my laptop right as she walked in my room. The sound, however, kept going. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/10/2013 19:07 - United Kingdom

Today, my dad came into my room, looked at my laptop, and said he could hear the porn I was watching all the way from his room. I wasn't watching porn. We soon realised it was actually coming from his mobile phone. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/01/2011 23:07 - United Kingdom

Today, I came home, turned on my laptop, and turned the TV on mute so I could check my email. My mom came home an hour later, took a look at me on the couch, then the TV, and asked what on earth I was watching. I looked up from my laptop and realized it was porn. FML

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By Spawn_of_Satan - 27/03/2009 15:18 - Hong Kong

Today, whilst my parents and I were out, my older brother thought it would be funny to play porn on my computer. At full volume. With my window wide open. Now my next-door neighbors tell their kids I'm a spawn of Satan, and the weird guy from across the street winks at me. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/11/2020 08:03

Today, I was watching porn and found my mom on a webcam. When I told her that I saw her, she just took away my computer and told me to get off porn. FML

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By jack s.b. - 14/11/2013 22:15 - United States - Austin

Today, my dad walked in on me jacking off. He swore and told me to lock my door next time. Later on I heard him snickering and telling my mom that I "jack off real weird." FML

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SDee1234 11

Saturday 17 May 2014 5:07

Thats almost scary lol. He's spying on you:-P

Cortezthe1st 23

Saturday 17 May 2014 5:07

Maybe he noticed that everything was closed, so he assumed you were doing the nasty.

Comments

cadmium109 4

Saturday 17 May 2014 23:54

Troll dad wins again.

yogi29 11

Sunday 18 May 2014 0:40

Don't be afraid to do that in the privacy of your own room. So what if he was disgusted,its his problem. You should confront your dad about how he found out what you're doing,then tell him what you were doing is not disgusting. or wrong.

allplayedout 20

Sunday 18 May 2014 1:43

Your dad might have a Net Nanny or some other program on your computer. That kinda shit is so creepy and gross to me unless the kid is a risk to himself or others in some way. Seems kinda pervy to want to monitor the specifics of your teenage kid's **** activity--I mean, all kids of any gender are gonna wank in their rooms eventually so why not accept it and let them have some privacy? Do you really want to know so bad? Unless you've been doing some really off the wall shit lately and this was just the **** to match, OP. I demand a follow-up with its title.

JKPwnage 27

Sunday 18 May 2014 4:39

I'm gonna say he installed some remote screen viewing program on your computer, or just hidden cameras. Either way, that's just creepy.

BecauseImAGuy 9

Sunday 18 May 2014 4:50

There's programs that can view your computer remotely it could have been that, or a completely different thing and your just being paranoid like you said

boostedc 24

Sunday 18 May 2014 9:23

It seems he is spying on your pc ...

justmeCee 16

Sunday 18 May 2014 15:58

YDI OP. If you are a kid and under the age of 18 than you should not be going to adult **** sites in the first place. Your dad has every right to monitor the network to see what type of sites your going on. He probably should put the password protected parental control on the network if you can't be trusted. Also when you go on **** sites, there is so much spyware and malware that gets in your pc and ***** it up. If you are networked, which obviously you are, than your ******* up everyone's pcs.

Donkness 9

Sunday 18 May 2014 23:48

Don't act like you never went to a **** site, or depending on your age, watched a porno tape before you were 18. Mother Theresa, show me the way.

Merylwen 24

Monday 19 May 2014 2:26

@116 Sure, because it would be so much better to encourage children/teenagers to watch ****. So healthy after all...

Donkness 9

Wednesday 21 May 2014 5:54

#122, where did I encourage anyone to watch ****? I'm just saying that if you're encouraging people to live like saints, make sure you're a saint first.

tman1985 9

Sunday 18 May 2014 18:36

this fml has avenue q's one hit wonder "the internet is for ****" written all over it

dashlovesjojo 7

Sunday 18 May 2014 21:08

You deserve it for watching **** you disgust me too

Phanny141 5

Sunday 18 May 2014 22:43

Maybe I'm weird, but if I was a parent I wouldn't care if my teenage son looked it ****. I'd probably give him a lecture about how it creates unrealistic expectations about sex and women, and then I'd tell him he better get a good firewall because if some **** virus kills his computer I wouldn't be replacing it.