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Caught in 404p

By lizzie - 25/05/2013 06:55 - Canada - Sherwood Park

Today, it was my wedding. Every good wedding has slutty wedding sex, and I thought it would be over after my cousin and his girlfriend were caught in the parking lot. I was wrong, the sluttiest wedding sex goes to my drunk husband and my sister in the coat room. FML

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You deserved it 5 339

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By O0hdear - 27/08/2015 17:44 - United States - Humble

Today, I went to my fiance's cousin's wedding with him. I got drunk and danced like a stripper in front of his entire extended family, who I'd just met that day. FML

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You deserved it 32 614

By Anonymous - 25/09/2009 17:42 - United States

Today, I found my two best friends making out with each other. Not a big deal, right? Wrong. Today was my wedding day. One of the friends was my maid of honor, the other was my groom. FML

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The show must go on!

By Stuckwiththebill - 28/01/2018 01:30

Today, during my wedding ceremony, the groom-to-be found it appropriate to blurt out about an ongoing affair with my maid of honor. They got married instead. FML

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You deserved it 438

Unapproving

By Anonymous - 27/06/2015 18:56 - United States - Pittsburgh

Today, as I kissed my husband after our wedding vows, my mother-in-law muttered "Slut." loudly from the front row. Everyone heard her, but kept smiling and pretended to be oblivious. FML

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You deserved it 2 268

By DutchOven - 04/07/2009 21:07 - United States

Today, was my wedding. After eating, I had an urge to fart. I let one rip just before my husband and I were called to do the garter dance. He seductively tried to use his teeth to remove the garter and came out from under my dress dry heaving. I dutch ovened my husband in front of everyone. FML

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You deserved it 25 955

Little shit

By Anonymous - 20/11/2023 03:00 - United States - Lindenhurst

Today, I gave a toast at my close friend's wedding. The bride's little cousin snuck up behind me and unzipped my dress. As I ended my speech with, "To a night we will never forget!", my dress fell all the way down. I was quick. People's phones were quicker. Well, they won't forget my undies. FML

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You deserved it 83

The one with the wedding

By Anonymous - 06/06/2024 21:00 - United Kingdom

Today, as I’m single, I got permission to bring a friend as my plus-one to my sister's wedding. He’s religious so I thought of all people he’d be one to behave. Nope. He got plastered on champagne, slapped the brides ass as she was walking down the aisle with our dad, then started a fight. FML

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You deserved it 108

Sailing close the wind

By FvckMenSmh - 25/07/2022 14:00

Today, what was supposed to be the happiest day of my life, my wedding day, turned into the day in hell. A friend caught my now ex kissing his friend outside. The girl he told me was “just a friend and nothing more” whenever I suspected there was indeed nothing more. Now I've found out in the worst way. FML

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You deserved it 101

By Anonymous - 08/10/2011 02:13 - United States

Today, I was at my sister's wedding. Everything was going flawlessly. That is, until our visibly drunk mom started a punch-up over who got to cut the cake first. FML

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You deserved it 2 342

Scheming

By Blood aint shhh - 03/07/2023 12:00

Today, I was supposed to get married. Instead, my sister made up a story about me cheating on my fiancé at the bachelorette party. He bought it and dumped me, despite there being no evidence of this. Turns out it was all a plan because they were secretly seeing each other for months. FML

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You deserved it 107

audreyfml1994 15

Saturday 25 May 2013 19:36

It's not too late to get it annulled.

Welshite 39

Saturday 25 May 2013 19:37

This story ended much differently than how I thought it would. You don't have to stay with someone who will disrespect you like that.

Comments

SuzyTurquoiseBlu 25

Saturday 25 May 2013 23:58

You know, you make a very good point.

sweetcatastroph3 9

Sunday 26 May 2013 0:03

are you really THAT stupid or are you just stupid? either way, you're stupid.

jem970 19

Sunday 26 May 2013 0:15

You are an asshole. She totally deserved it for expecting people to hav sex, oh yes! Great logic! You are an idiot.

MrConcise 34

Sunday 26 May 2013 0:32

I find it weird that two recent replies on this thread reiterated what I said despite me being buried three times. Teehee.

deaper 16

Sunday 26 May 2013 0:42

There's no option for I agree your sister sucks! (In more ways than one in this case!)

funsizedbecka 9

Sunday 26 May 2013 0:47

Hopefully you beat the crap out of both of them!

asheka 4

Sunday 26 May 2013 1:10

I hope you kicked both of their asses. at least you found out he was trash instead of 20 years down the road.

BlindHunta 5

Sunday 26 May 2013 1:14

I would make a witty comeback, but what the ****???

Kiwimaid 9

Sunday 26 May 2013 1:45

If you have a shred of self respect, you will annul. Shame you can't divorce your sister too.

ellenjasmin 18

Sunday 26 May 2013 1:53

It always blows my mind how some people (the "husband") can treat marriage like a joke. What happened to spending the rest of your life with someone you love?