Cheating, Texting, Sexting, Telephones and Love: Caught in 4K

Caught in 4K

By Safe - 17/04/2009 23:15 - United States

Today, my girlfriend left her phone on a bus. With no way to pick it up, I drove 40 miles through Friday night Boston traffic to get it from the bus company office. It took me four hours. Bored in traffic, I discovered the texts from her other boyfriend. FML

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You deserved it 5 036

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By Anonymous - 06/12/2010 10:37 - Australia

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me by sending me a text. She was sitting right beside me on a 10 hour car trip, and there was still 6 more hours to go. FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 337

You deserved it 3 160

By Steven - 14/07/2023 16:00

Today, I went for a drive to clear my head of relationship issues. That night, I got pulled over. Lost the car and my license. I texted my girlfriend, saying I was sorry; she left. Lost her too. FML

I agree, your life sucks 281

You deserved it 899

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By Cat - 02/12/2020 08:06

Today, I went to visit my aunt who lives 6 hours away from me. Her car was missing from her driveway, but she's unemployed and barely leaves the house. Turns out, she moved in with her new boyfriend and didn't tell anyone, so I had to drive 6 hours back. FML

I agree, your life sucks 740

You deserved it 494

By dumbass - 01/10/2009 20:07 - United States

Today, my girlfriend told me she lost her phone and not to call or text her. After about three hours, I text her phone, asking if she found it yet. I got a reply, saying "Nope." FML

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You deserved it 5 876

All's well that ends well

By Anonymous - 02/12/2022 03:00 - United States - Arlington

Today, my boyfriend and our so-called “friends” left us stranded at a park, when our phones and wallets were also missing. I had to walk nearly four miles in tears before I eventually got a ride from a stranger. Luckily, my phone was returned to my mom, but I’m still in tears from the distress. FML

I agree, your life sucks 778

You deserved it 529

By KiloLima01 - 08/01/2009 03:59 - Australia

Today, I met a really hot chick while waiting for the bus. We spoke for 4 hours till we got to our destination. She hugged me and we parted ways. Later that day I realised she stole my phone. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 222

You deserved it 4 254

By Anonymous - 06/02/2017 05:00 - United States - Houston

Today, after many attempts at getting my girlfriend to ride the bus to see me rather than taking Uber, she finally did. She ended up meeting a man who convinced her that she should break up with me. She listened. FML

I agree, your life sucks 7 335

You deserved it 1 614

By kippis05 - 17/02/2010 05:03 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I were waiting for the bus. The weather had been cold and snowy recently, and I realized I'd forgotten my transit card. She nonetheless got on the bus without me. I had to walk it alone in the snow. FML

I agree, your life sucks 24 353

You deserved it 9 015

By f03_f0r_l1f3 - 26/06/2009 05:31 - United States

Today, I broke up with my girlfriend. Driving her home, we got stuck in a construction zone. I waited half an hour with with my ex-girlfriend bawling her eyes out in the passenger seat as I watched the traffic lady eat her lunch. FML

I agree, your life sucks 19 176

You deserved it 65 743

By Traffickills - 22/04/2016 00:30 - United States - Hyattsville

Today, after breaking up with my girlfriend, we were stuck behind a 7-car accident for 2 hours in the car. FML

I agree, your life sucks 19 466

You deserved it 5 034

Silhouette_fml 0

Saturday 18 April 2009 9:19

At least you found out about it and can now dump the bitch.

oreomaple123 0

Saturday 18 April 2009 9:19

Wow that sucks.. I would texted back the guy and said Hey turns out I'm cheating on you and not tell her that...That would show her..

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mateo7 0

Monday 20 April 2009 7:08

Dump the bitch! After you send a few sabotaging text messages to him first...

parry2323 0

Monday 20 April 2009 8:07

I hope you kept the phone!! Use it to your advantage!!

dizz0rder 0

Monday 20 April 2009 16:24

call her over for a proper ******* session, as if nothing happened. **** the bitch in the ass and / or mouth a good one, and finish in her mouth, and bonus points for making her swallow. then tell her you know what you know, and tell the bitch to split and never come back. then take the camcorder from the corner, and see if the video looks good. then you have everything you need to start the fun part :)

anesterov 0

Monday 20 April 2009 18:34

How does the fact that he found something can excuse sniffing? I mean honestly. I wouldn't be surprised to see another FML like: My boyfriend was so nice to go get my phone bla bla but he sniffed it and found joke messeages me and my friend were sentind to each other so see if his gf was a f'fin snitch. Now he thinks i am cheating on him.... P.S. #27 There is absolutely nothing wrong with ass to mouth, feels g8.

rocker_girl_45 0

Monday 20 April 2009 19:11

aw! Sorry! Why do the nice guys get f'ed over!?

airandfingers 0

Monday 20 April 2009 20:35

YDI for that hanging participle.

tdawgheath 0

Tuesday 21 April 2009 0:30

That bitch!!!! I would throw it out of the moving vehicle and say someone stole it.

Jessyca_fml 0

Tuesday 21 April 2009 4:40

Are all relationships as messed up as this ....It sucks when you find out that your girlfriend had two boyfriends...why or the opposite...why does that happen???

rt523 0

Wednesday 22 April 2009 0:05

well. that sucks. text the guy and depending on whether or not he knew about you (from the text messages), tell him whats going on or mess with his head. (pretend to be her and tell him you have AIDS or something) text everyone in her phone and show what a ***** she is. destroy the phone. break up with her publicly and humiliate her. then find a girl worth your time :)