By f03_f0r_l1f3 - 26/06/2009 05:31 - United States

Today, I broke up with my girlfriend. Driving her home, we got stuck in a construction zone. I waited half an hour with with my ex-girlfriend bawling her eyes out in the passenger seat as I watched the traffic lady eat her lunch. FML
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PTERONOPHOBIA 0

LOL. The first time I read this I skipped the first bit and was like, wow, your girlfriend was so hungry that she cried after seeing someone else eating?

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Chidge 0

YDI for not dumping her in a situation where you didn't further interact with her.

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PTERONOPHOBIA 0

LOL. The first time I read this I skipped the first bit and was like, wow, your girlfriend was so hungry that she cried after seeing someone else eating?

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libbypotpie 0

Haha! I did that too! I thought she gave the traffice lady her sandwhich or something..

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SusanaSaysRawrxD 0

Lmao! Same here xD btw it's sandwich* :P OP; you're an idiot for breaking up with her knowing you'd still have to be around her for the day. And you couldn'tve tried to comfort her? Dick.

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nxkftw 0

AWWWWWWWWWW how horrible for you. D: YDI.

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flakes_fml 0

whoa!? a traffic lady ate her lunch??! FYL man that sucks

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happyhak 5

Lol #138. OP, I'm not going to say YDI because you broke up with her. Every person has a right to break up with their partner. I'm not going to say YDI because you drove your girlfriend home after breaking up with her (it was great you did that, most boys would have made them walk. Plus, how were you to know you would be stuck in traffic like that). But I'm not putting FYL because its more like FYGL (f*** your girlfriends life)

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happyhak 5

Sorry, I meant F*** your EX-girlfriends life

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tomboysrock19 7

That's like the funniest misread ever!

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whitneyyy 0

that sucks! haha. awkward turtle.

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Finnboghi 0

Awkward... Turtle? But ya, that kinda sucks. But if she can't get around town without you, you're kinda screwed no matter what.

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Alien8 6

The only person I have ever heard that from is someone at my school named Brittany. This really creeps me out that you username is Whittney.

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Chidge 0

YDI for not dumping her in a situation where you didn't further interact with her.

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ajschuit 0

Yeah, like breaking up with her at her house.

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Fragnox 0

Yeah, you drive her home first, THEN break up with her.

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Brwill3 0

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curryndricegirll 0

Breaking up with someone doesn't make it your fault. FYL because at least you had the decency to drive her home instead of some of the others that would have just left her stranded and FYL because you didn't fake get along with her so you wouldn't have to deal with her tears in the car.

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Kamon97 23

Or for not consoling her... >.>

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Tubasaurus 0

You didn't really deserve it, but you should have had a better plan of breaking up with her that wouldn't require you to drive her home after breaking up with her.

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your_face 15

I agree. The ride would have been awkward even if you hadn't gotten stuck.

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dnb23 0

Sometimes you just don't have any choice but to do it in a bad place. It's unfortunate, but sometimes it happens. FYL, buddy.

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imkendra 0

Would have been better to break up with her at her place so she could cry privately at home and you could easily leave. But the road construction was a definite FYL.

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englishmuffin 0

Hmmm that's a tough one. It was nice of you to drive her back home albeit awkward. But half an hour isn't THAT bad. You'll live. When her friends start giving you dirty looks, calling you a douchebag, and commenting on the size of your penis, that's when it's FYL.

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SweetestSin 4

Why the hell did you not wait until you had her home to do it??? You created that awkward situation which could have easily been prevented had you not broke up with her prior to the car ride

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whatdefook 0

umm...you deserved it. who the hell breaks up with someone when you know you have to end up dropping them off?

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emelia_fml 0

I don't think it's a matter of deserving it... He was nice to drop her off. And he was nice enough not to dump her outside her doorstep, but to do it in an actual house where they could probably talk about it..? It just sucks as a situation, that's all.

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miss_mayhem_01 0

that happened to me once.. i was dating a guy, he dumped me an then had to take me home.. to make it worse, he picked up a friend on the way to my house.. so i was trying to be all cheerfull so he didnt get sympathetic on me cos i wouldve cried myself stupid.. but as i got home i burst into tears.. NOTE TO ALL MEN : never ever break up with your chick an still have to drive her home!! Epic fail..

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jbitch 0

This is more like **** her life

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fmlbaby_fml 0

Seriously! She's the one who had to sit in the car with some ass who just dumped her, crying her eyes out... She wanted to get out of there worse than he did, I'm sure! Poor girl!

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IntoTheClouds 42

So if a guy has the decency to break up with her in person, he's an ass, and if he cheats on her, he's an ass. . . so he's always an ass? Really? Stop throwing the word "ass" around. The guy was not an ass.

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