Cats, Scary and Animals: Caught

Caught

By Anonymous - 25/10/2015 02:47 - United States - Apollo

Today, I woke up to noises in my living room. I was scared, but I loaded my gun and snuck downstairs. I burst into the living room, yelled for the motherfucker robbing me to put his hands up, and flicked on the light. My cat stared back at me like I was a moron then calmly walked out. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/11/2024 06:00 - United States - Hightstown

Today, after moving into my new house, I woke up to strange sounds coming from the kitchen. I panicked and started sobbing, convinced it was either a robbery or a home invasion. Turned out it was just my cat. FML

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Scaredy cat

By amazinghermit - 25/11/2014 04:21 - United Kingdom - Glasgow

Today, I spent an hour in my car terrified to go inside because I thought my house was being burgled. I saw rapid shadows in the light of my lounge. Eventually I plucked up the courage to creep inside with a rock to find it wasn't a robber. It was my cats, fighting in front of a toppled lamp. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/12/2015 11:40 - United States - Santa Cruz

Today, I woke up to noises from downstairs. I practically pissed my pants and called the cops. Turned out it was just my cat being a dickhead in the living room. FML

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Surprise!

By BadKitty - 11/09/2016 13:37 - Australia - Invermay

Today, I woke up to a loud bang. Thinking someone had broken in, I grabbed my hunting knife and ran downstairs, only to find my TV on the floor, completely destroyed, and my cat casually sitting next to it without a care in the world. FML

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Rude awakening

By Anonymous - 11/06/2021 16:01

Today, I experienced the fright of a lifetime when I woke up and heard my bedroom door opening. Fearing that there was an intruder, I picked up a bat and opened the door, ready to whack the mystery intruder. There was no one there. No one, except my cat, who apparently knows how to open doors now. FML

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By mike oxsmall - 16/06/2011 05:42 - United States

Today, I woke up to a burglar holding a gun. He yelled at me to get up so I did. He then paused and laughed. I was sleeping naked. FML

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By Sarah1330 - 25/02/2015 04:33 - United States

Today, while trying to sleep, I heard what sounded like someone breaking into my house. I ran downstairs, only to find my cat had ripped down my blinds and was tangled up in them, thrashing around the floor like a fish. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/06/2015 19:00 - United States

Today, I woke up to the sound of 4 gunshots from downstairs. I screamed, hid under the bed in tears and called the cops. Turned out my boyfriend hadn't been murdered by a burglar like I thought - he'd found a tarantula in our living room and decided to feed it a face full of lead. FML

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Red alert

By Life With Cats - 15/08/2022 22:00

Today, I kept hearing big *THUD* sounds across the house. The first few times, I didn't think anything of it. But after several more times, I started to suspect there was an intruder. After sneaking through the house, ready to knock out whomever was there, I found out it was my cat pushing things off the table. FML

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Brain fart

By jonjon - 13/06/2010 13:16 - United States

Today, after spending the evening with friends, I went home and realized that the living room light was on. Thinking someone was robbing me, I hid behind a bush. I got impatient and crept up to the door. Then I remembered that I'd left the light on before I left. FML

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xlord 27

Monday 26 October 2015 0:58

Thank god you yelled first before just blindly shooting!!

zanoty 17

Monday 26 October 2015 1:00

I guess you could say he was a cat burglar... I'll show myself out

Comments

xlord 27

Monday 26 October 2015 0:58

Thank god you yelled first before just blindly shooting!!

okokalright 15

Monday 26 October 2015 2:13

Better safe than sorry

howard007 18

Monday 26 October 2015 2:25

That's how surprises birthday parties go wrong!

dragoongirl90 34

Monday 26 October 2015 3:19

You assume that a gun owner would just blindly shoot. OP clearly knows what he's doing.

thatoneguy1111 15

Monday 26 October 2015 3:42

Most gun owners know proper gun safety and are not just firing away

teentee401 36

Monday 26 October 2015 5:07

I remember reading a news story a while ago about a girl who hid in her closet to jump out and scare her parents. Her trigger happy dad ended up shooting her. I'm glad everything ended up okay in OP's case but as soon as I started reading this FML I thought it was going going to end badly.

Acerhawk 24

Monday 26 October 2015 0:58

I'm imagining this with him and his cat in each others positions

twitchywaffles 26

Monday 26 October 2015 1:00

Your cat will never **** with you again... Never cats will always **** with us

ml_augustus 23

Monday 26 October 2015 1:05

What

twitchywaffles 26

Monday 26 October 2015 1:08

I realize this comment is bad, and there isn't much I can do with it. So I'll just say sorry

False_Stupidity 41

Monday 26 October 2015 1:41

It's like you are arguing with yourself, or the voices in your head...

americanafrican 32

Monday 26 October 2015 9:30

#22 i think it would be easier to argue with yourself

zanoty 17

Monday 26 October 2015 1:00

I guess you could say he was a cat burglar... I'll show myself out

skiddalz 21

Monday 26 October 2015 1:01

At least you're not one to shoot out of fear

Grayness_ 26

Monday 26 October 2015 1:03

Well.. Take it as a practice. Next time if it does happen and is not your cat. You'll know what to do.

ColorOfSoul 19

Monday 26 October 2015 1:03

You caught the cat burglar.

LilMissCanadian 22

Monday 26 October 2015 1:08

This sounds like something that would be in a comedy.

corky1992 33

Monday 26 October 2015 1:11

At least you didn't shoot your cat lol

OscarEcho 12

Monday 26 October 2015 1:12

Wow. That's what happens when everyone carry guns. I am so happy I don't live in a country that allows people to run around in their homes in the middle of the night with loaded guns!