Cause for concern

By redneckpunk - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - Schaumburg

Today, during a date with my girlfriend, I found out you can hiccup hard enough to convince someone that you're having a seizure. FML
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TheFangedDonut 13

I hope you SEIZE control of those hiccups! Anyone? No? Ok

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mellajella 14

Well hopefully they go away, but I won't hold my breath.

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mellajella 14

Well hopefully they go away, but I won't hold my breath.

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pimrol 16

or you can be that unlucky guy that becomes the world record holder of longest consecutive hiccups (right now its over 20 years consecutive)

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nataliewby 25

#15, Isn't there a guy who hiccuped for 68 years straight though?

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psychopolarbear 28

69 years? That sounds like a very long time to be that deep in the pits of hiccup hell.

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Brandi_Faith 33

I absolutely hate the hiccups! I can't imagine having them for longer than 15 minutes let alone years. It's a wonder those people didn't go insane.

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Radgears47 23

Somebody Osborn hiccuped for 68 or 86 years i believe

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devildog562 33

Well at least you didn't choke or seize. All you had was a embarrassing situation that everyone will forget, or remember forever.

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pwnman 33

Just give her a HICkey later to make it up!

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Fugiman147 12

I hate the hiccups! One time, my professor asked me to leave the room because they kept interrupting him!

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delude 26

Unless you were flailing around or something, I really don't get how a hiccup could be mistake for a seizure

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tournamentdecide 33

Typically hiccups make you twitch or jerk. Most people haven't seen seizures and probably jumped to conclusions.

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michaelm1290 23

6, just a little fyi--not every seizure is the stereotypical "flopping around like a fish" type seizure (tonic-clonic seizures). For example, look into absence seizures, which often simply involves staring spells. Also, there are seizures that involve just a muscle jerk (myoclonic seizure).

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cek727 16

I've had people think that my fainting spells are seizures. Embarrassing. Most aren't truly educated on what kinds of seizures there are and what the signs are for each type. They base it on what they see on TV.

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eyebrowzzz 21

Well I assume you didn't take your leisurely time while in your state of panic ;)

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hanselleemoss 6

If she's the one who thought you were having a seizure, It's kind of sweet that your girlfriend cares about you that much to worry. (:

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flamingarrow59 21

you would have to be pretty cold hearted not care if you saw someone having a seizure

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tdawg91 17

That's not sweet, that's common decency, she's be a bit of a mole if she didn't help

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ihartmytdi 23

My mother gets the worst hiccups. I swear you can hear them echo down the road. Hopefully yours weren't anything more than one loud "HUP", OP. But by the sounds of it that wasn't the case :P

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abNormal62 23

Wow they must be one hell of a hiccup!!! What happens when you ******? Do they call an ambulance?

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