Cause for concern

By redneckpunk - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - Schaumburg

Today, during a date with my girlfriend, I found out you can hiccup hard enough to convince someone that you're having a seizure. FML
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TheFangedDonut 13

I hope you SEIZE control of those hiccups! Anyone? No? Ok

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mellajella 14

Well hopefully they go away, but I won't hold my breath.

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jqmalang 17

Good thing that someone cares about you (: not an FML though

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jqmalang 17

Be happy that you know someone cares about you.

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Flyndaran 10

I once had hiccups for 48 hours straight. It was exhausting and scary as hell. I couldn't sleep, or eat/drink much for fear of choking.

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Brandi_Faith 33

That's horrifying! I hate the hiccups. I've never had them longer than 10 minutes, but any longer and I'd be freaking out. They must've been painful by that point? I find if they're really strong they can start to hurt.

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gracehi 31

Hiccups are no joke, man. Remember the great hiccup of 1996 where the northeast was covered in 6 feet of snow? ... Oh, wait, no, I'm thinking of blizzards. Blizzards are no joke. Hiccups are pussy shit.

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HeWillBeLoved105 22

My boyfriend thinks I'm having a seizure when I get the chills because apparently "Nobody shivers that hard."

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ShadowGenius 12

I have this happen with sneezing.. I call them sneizures

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CazinaIna 18

I have constant, one off hiccups. My friends see the humour in the situation, luckily- they call them my mating call xD

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MzZombicidal 36

Omg, me too! I also call it a pterodactyl screech! :P

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jerome72 14

does your girlfriend have an iq of 10? hiccups dont last more than a second or two my dude...

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Indianboy9321 25

Is your IQ even lower? I've had hiccups for up to thirty minutes before. Even one hiccup can sometimes be silent but still make someone twitch. Better safe than sorry.

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jerome72 14

didnt realize it was that difficult to differentiate a case of hiccups and a seizure

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