Awkward, Parents and Anger issues: Cereal killer

Cereal killer

By Anonymous - 26/10/2013 18:40 - United Kingdom - Aberdeen

Today, I went to the kitchen to grab some cereal. I guess my mum didn't hear me, because as I entered, I heard her ranting to herself about her, "goddamn fucking Cheerios". I started to slowly back out, but I tripped over my own feet. She heard and yelled at me for "sneaking around". FML

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By cereal stepper - 23/10/2016 09:42

Today, I got out of my bed and immediately stepped into a half-eaten bowl of cereal. FML

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HOW COULD YOU?

By mylifesuckssss - 09/10/2010 04:39 - United States

Today, I received a 7-page text message during school from my mom yelling at me because I ate her cereal. FML

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Sabotage!

By WTF - 12/10/2012 23:00 - New Zealand - Hamilton

Today, I had to eat my breakfast in terrified silence, as my hungover mother staggered into the room, shouted at the kettle for not boiling fast enough, and after a few seconds, screamed that I'd sabotaged it. I'm now grounded for supposedly trying to fuck with her head. FML

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By Cowgirl_Up37 - 02/07/2011 20:54 - United States

Today, I was so hungover, I started yelling at inanimate objects. My mom walked in on me calling my cereal a "worthless piece of shit sent from the bowels of Hell." FML

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By Fillifilo - 18/04/2012 04:38 - France

Today, I was having a hard time waking up. When I sat down for breakfast, my chair rocked backwards. I reflexively grabbed out at something to hold on to. Unfortunately, I grabbed the cereal box that was on the table. FML

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Ouch

By Anonymous - 13/01/2013 12:41 - United States

Today, while trying to quietly sneak a midnight snack with my girlfriend, I was slowly opening the pantry door so I wouldn't wake my mother. My girlfriend came and swung open the door onto my foot, taking the top layer of skin with it. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/05/2011 14:33 - United States

Today, I woke up so pissed off that I yelled at my cereal. FML

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By KasSmoke - 30/09/2014 02:13 - United States - Justin

Today, I was flipping out because I couldn't find my wallet, and after several hours of cussing myself out, I went downstairs to make breakfast. I poured cereal into my bowl and my wallet flopped out with the Honey Nut Cheerios. I need to stop drinking. FML

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Hush hush

By Louis - 02/09/2024 09:00 - Australia

Today, I went to sneakily grab a snack without waking up my roommate. I was being extra quiet, tiptoeing like a ninja. I opened the fridge door slowly, but managed to knock over a stack of Tupperware boxes. The crash was so loud it could’ve woken the dead. My roommate appeared in the doorway, not amused. FML

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By Eddy - 14/03/2015 03:27 - United States - Mountain Pine

Today, I decided to have cereal for breakfast. I poured the cereal in the bowl, added the milk and had a spoonful. Then I realized that my cereal was moving in the back of my mouth. FML

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Sunday 27 October 2013 2:25

The Cheerios sent a message back. It says oooooo.

DocBastard 38

Sunday 27 October 2013 2:39

Wow, who pissed in her Cheerios? What, too soon?

Comments

LittleSushi_fml 13

Sunday 27 October 2013 2:01

You can't hide from cheerios.

EvilLittleMan 23

Sunday 27 October 2013 2:07

Maybe she's missing the Honey Nut.

Kriositivity 7

Sunday 27 October 2013 5:21

Damn those Cheerios, they're not like Weeta-Bix.

Crystal55621 19

Sunday 27 October 2013 5:23

You're that one person in horror movies who always falls when they're trying to get away.

kaitlynanne33 5

Sunday 27 October 2013 5:24

sounds like someone's having they're monthly visit from Mother Nature

Robbieisadowg 16

Sunday 27 October 2013 5:41

I know from experience, NEVER joke about periods.

worldclassrager 39

Sunday 27 October 2013 6:16

Cussing out Cheeros? That should be illegal....

Huddisher 10

Monday 28 October 2013 2:07

Tourettes mom

Brak_Spaceman 19

Monday 28 October 2013 17:22

You shouldn't sneak around.

Eminemfan7 6

Wednesday 30 October 2013 5:15

Haha I can just imagine you slowly backing out...

leloxive 4

Wednesday 30 October 2013 22:00

Lol, guess it's time to switch cereal brands.

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