Cereal killer

By Kyley - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was broken up with via a cereal analogy. Apparently, I'm a Cheerio and all he wants is a Froot Loop. FML
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KnightAngela1109 10

Dang that sucks, just tell him that is fine I always wanted some cocoa puffs!

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lorenzoman77 7

Or you could be Trix and when he tries to get together again, say, silly rabbit Trix aren't for kids!!:D

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mollysticks 10

Cheerios are the best.

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florido_fml 10

You know, Cheerios are my type

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UnLuck3y 5

Just remind him you're better for his cholesterol.

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ebud2010 2

So he thinks your bland, and he wants something a little more flavorful. Sounds like he is a fag

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GogoTheGreat 12

So, he's gay?

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THE_A_TEEN 27

So, he's ga-- oh hey Alan, didn't see you there.

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TheMathMajor 26

Yeah, it was only funny the first time :/

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Shrike 23

Speak for yourself. It was boringly predictable from the start.

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shorty_gurlie 8

Tell him to watch out for diabetes.

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