Break-ups and Love: Cereal killer

Cereal killer

By Kyley - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was broken up with via a cereal analogy. Apparently, I'm a Cheerio and all he wants is a Froot Loop. FML

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ProfessionalTrol_fml 14

Tuesday 8 May 2012 18:11

Is he cheerious...

KnightAngela1109 10

Tuesday 8 May 2012 18:12

Dang that sucks, just tell him that is fine I always wanted some cocoa puffs!

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uberhaxorjames 1

Tuesday 8 May 2012 20:34

Lord moor how have you been? Btw can anyone tell me how come when I post a comment I cannot see it? I'm on a FML app in my i pod

uberhaxorjames 1

Tuesday 8 May 2012 20:36

Noor*

TheyCallMeDamien 17

Tuesday 8 May 2012 20:37

Is he gay? If he is just consider that he did you a favor. Just remember there is some Wheaties out there with your name on him.

alycion 38

Tuesday 8 May 2012 20:41

But isn't Cheerios good for the heart?

slyace 9

Tuesday 8 May 2012 20:47

So he wants to be gay?

Nwthatzfunny 9

Tuesday 8 May 2012 20:48

he is stupid

corleon198425 22

Tuesday 8 May 2012 20:48

What a cookie crisp

Andrei I 9

Friday 9 February 2018 14:48

that's what happens when you date in preschool

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