Maybe he is gay he wants fruit loops

FRUIT Loop... Get it? He's gay!

All a fruit loop is, is a gay Cheerio, so is he implying he is a little crooked?

That's one way to come out of the closet.

Looks like he loaded up on Fiber One and dumped you.

If he keeps up that attitude, he'll end up with a frosted flake.

By the way he broke up with you, your ex sounds like he has some fruity pebbles.

So, he wants something sugary that may or may not give him diabetes instead of something that can lower his cholesterol? OORRRR His wrist is broken. (Think about it, damn it)

I say he's gay ??

So... He's gone gay?