Cereal killer

By Kyley - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was broken up with via a cereal analogy. Apparently, I'm a Cheerio and all he wants is a Froot Loop. FML
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KnightAngela1109 10

Dang that sucks, just tell him that is fine I always wanted some cocoa puffs!

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SkoomaKi 27

He cheated on you with a honey nut Cheerio, and now he's going for the fruit loop. You're better off without him!

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_wraith 15

But with some edible body paint, you could be the fruit loop he wished he had! In all honesty, sorry to hear that OP

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TheGewt 7

At least you would have helped his heart.

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wenwenno 4

Don't worry, all of those extra E numbers will hurt him eventually!

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Jorcar 8

Are you cereal now? I feel like you're flakin.

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etoilenuit 15

Maybe he's trying to tell you he's gay?

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Loveboat123 0

Maybe he wants colored cereal ..

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LilRob58 5

That's exactly what I was thinking he wants a gay man i.e a fruit loop

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Enslaved 36

Fruit Loops? What does that mean? He rather date crazy chicks?

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KriiFahMoro 9

Lets just say he is a fruit loop, looking for somebody who is also a fruit loop. Two of the same cereals together. 2 fruit loops...

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nofearjenshere 12

^ Asian Carlton??

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