Channelling GG Allin

By dudeyouarefired - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff

Today, the highly intoxicated singer of my band decided it would be a wonderful idea to squat down and take a shit on stage in the middle of a gig. FML
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guemarez 9

Nothing says "ROCK & ROLL" like a big steamy pile of number two!!!

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perdix 29

"Middle of the gig?" I think that's the end of the gig . . . and the career.

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OfficeNinja 5

The show MUST go on! No time to run to the toilet!!

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Senseless_487 29

That wasn't in any way a metaphor for the direction your music career is taking, was it?

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lostcrazydiamond 10

All publicity is good publicity. Until, of course, the local news starts comparing the event to your rapidly declining music career.

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padajuan 11

I kinda wanna know what band this is. So that I can avoid seeing them in future. Fingers crossed they're a high school band I never have to hear about.

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mbpoland 5

Well it's your fault for letting him get on stage and perform drunk off his ass. You should be the one cleaning it up.

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onorexveritas 23

your band sounds shitty

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olpally 32

He's probably the same dude that dumped his girlfriend three years ago and she is now rich. That guy is on a roll.

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