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By Quiet is sexy - 03/04/2025 23:00 - Romania

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Today, my husband whined that our sex life is terrible. I agree. I wish he'd stop killing the mood with crappy pickup lines and crude innuendos every time I act even slightly receptive towards him. It's like he turns into a 14 year-old the second I kiss him. FML
I agree, your life sucks 305
You deserved it 128

Same thing different taste

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Then you should tell him that as a response to his whining, and hopefully he'll improve and drop the pickup lines.

GoogieWithers 23

Tried that with mine. He said, 'You always tell me everything I do is wrong. I don't know why I even bother!'.

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Then you should tell him that as a response to his whining, and hopefully he'll improve and drop the pickup lines.

GoogieWithers 23

Tried that with mine. He said, 'You always tell me everything I do is wrong. I don't know why I even bother!'.

If your husband is saying that to you, that is a call for help! you need therapy because you're going to lose your husband. that's what caused me to boot my ex out. her never being happy or satisfied with anything I did.

Sounds more like you're the one killing the sex life! you sound rather boring in bed and unadventurous maybe you should stop being a prude! go ahead and keep it up cuz you're headed down the road of divorce he'll eventually just go find somebody who thinks this pick up lines are cute and wants that attention, like seriously who wants a quiet partner during sex! that's just creepy you either need to learn to communicate to your partner or find one who doesn't speak.

there’s a difference between talkative and childish

"Look, you acting like a 14yo just kills my ladyboner. If you want more sex, stop with the cringe and we'll discuss fantasies and our personal wants like adults. Yes?"

ex would constantly be hateful, angry, and withhold intimacy by any means necessary including false accusations and made up stories about me. when she would let me rail her she would ask why I don’t just **** her when she’s angry. yet if I even try to touch her even in a calming/caring/loving she would flip the **** out. can’t win can’t lose