Channelling GG Allin

By dudeyouarefired - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff

Today, the highly intoxicated singer of my band decided it would be a wonderful idea to squat down and take a shit on stage in the middle of a gig. FML
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guemarez 9

Nothing says "ROCK & ROLL" like a big steamy pile of number two!!!

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perdix 29

"Middle of the gig?" I think that's the end of the gig . . . and the career.

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badbadkitty 5

I've only listened to a bands lead singer talk (it detail) about how he thought he had to fart but just ended ******** himself instead. That was enough for me....

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perdix 29

Are you guys a Journey tribute band?

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FYLDeep 25

Why? Do you think they're about to go their separate ways?

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perdix 29

#27, That, and the lead singer stopped believin'. Also, when he got to lovin', touchin' and squeezin', it reminded him to squeeze out a deuce.

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Enslaved 36

Hey, Ozzy became famous for biting the head off a dove.

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perdix 29

I thought it was a chicken.

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SoylentCandycorn 10

Either way, he bit the head off of something with wings.

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Enslaved 36

It was a dove. Later on (at his show) it became bats. If you see the pictures when he first did it, it's priceless seeing the horror expressions of the on lookers!

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Pleonasm 35

29 - Must've been a dragon then. Hardcore, Ozzy, hardcore.

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Erick_lawl 6

It was a bat onstage, dove in front of record producers.

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badbadkitty 5

I'd say that's not so subtle and rather literal...

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SApprentice 34

21- That's the joke, silly.

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AndrewRyan0518 1

GG Allin #2...(Google GG Allin, and you shall get the reference :P )

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zombieslayer83 19

I bet your show was the shit!

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iOceanus 18

Your profile pic is the shit! HOTD Is awesome.

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zombieslayer83 19

wow, not alot of people know about HOTD.

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iOceanus 18

Anime girls and zombies. What more could you want?

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interesting33 36

OP - I LOVE your wording! And I LOVE your username!! Marry me!

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