Cheapskate

By Anonymous - 11/01/2011 17:09 - United States

Today, my entire family of five is sharing one roll of toilet paper. My parents refuse to buy any, because my father can get it free from his work. He's forgotten to bring any home every day without fail for the past seven days. FML
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Doortje 29

Wow your parents are cheap. Just buy your own, and let no one use it.

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Sparx1_1 16

"get it free from work" usually means "steal it from work" and your dad hasn't forgotten. He's probably being watched by the supervisor. He's not only cheap but he's a criminal and he's going to look like an absolute idiot when he has to tell people he lost his job for stealing toilet paper. FYL, it really sucks when you have to suffer because your parent are idiots. What else does your dad get "free" from work?

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mcfuss 0

just go buy some. problem ( for now ) solved.

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furburger 0

You need to slow your roll, dingleberry. Maybe your Dad 'tilts it back a little' at work to deal with his selfish, toilet paper mongering family and he simply just ***** there to spite you.

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valri3 0

You should hide the roll! All for yourself! You know the saying, "don't give a shit."

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jjrebel26 0

that's when u start wiping your ass on dish towels and magazines and leave them laying around

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AmbrosiaFan 18

Buy your own, hide it, and use it. Or use tissues or paper towels. YDI if the rest of you keep letting him forget to bring it home. Call him before he leaves. Tell him if he keeps forgetting, you WILL run out and buy some yourself.

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hideyoself 4

Just buy a roll and quit whining.. are you that independant?

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Yankeebby69 0

You mean DEPENDENT? If he/she was INDEPENDENT, they'd have their own toilet paper.

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x_missystaceey 0

Eh ... Go buy some ?

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LilaBear 1

Sorry, not seeing the problem here. How many toilets do you have? How many rolls of toilet paper do you have in the bathroom? one for each person? Most normal families I know only use one roll of toilet paper at a time.

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Yankeebby69 0

I think OP means theres only one in the house all together. That would be a problem for five people to use the same bathroom, with one roll of tp for a whole week. Although, depending on what kind they buy, it may not be too horrible of a problem.

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