Cheat mode

By Kiki - 23/06/2016 23:54 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I found out that my brother buys audiobooks only to play them on "mute" so that he can tell everyone that he read them later and flaunt the proof. The rest of my family think he is a genius for reading War and Peace in two days and won't listen to me. FML
I agree, your life sucks 12 987
You deserved it 1 115

Same thing different taste

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Why not just ask him a question of a huge plot point? Even better, talk about it and say something wrong. If he agrees, point out you were lying and it really said something else. He's missing out on wonderful literature. Make him regret it!

Tarah_rox 12

Oh well OP! It will show through in his work the little knowledge he has of the book. Karma, his fault.

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species4872 19

What's it got to do with you what he does??

sounds like something my brother would do. It sucks, but it's his money.

BloodyGlass 10

Just start asking questions about the book that cannot be found in Sparknotes and watch him flounder. X)

But, why do you care? Sure he's lying about having read these books, but does that really affect your life so negatively?

Ur brother is clever, don't fall behind ! There ill be day when you outsmart him !

Read the book. Then in front of your family engage him in a rousing discussion about the book. See him fall to pieces. My brother is great at drawing amazingly talented but I found I could write really well and he didn't like that I had a talent he didn't so he plagirizaed a book to be the "best" I pulled the book out of the book shelf and set it next to his "brilliant" work and my folks gave him shit.