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By anahira6 - 27/09/2013 19:41 - United States - Houston

Today, my boss's son is training to take over my job as head translator, after having convinced his dad that he's fluent in Spanish, and that my skills suck. I soon walked in on him using Google Translate on a legal document. My boss refuses to believe me. FML

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Same thing different taste

By zoosmell pooplord - 02/09/2012 19:41 - Norway - Geilo

Today, my boss got angry at me because my English is better than his. He accused me of trying to steal his management position, and implied that I'll be lucky if I still have a job by the end of the month. FML

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You deserved it 1 743

Bosses gonna boss

By Anonymous - 15/12/2024 08:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I noticed I spend most of my day translating French, German, and other languages for my boss, as he talks to people overseas. As his assistant I make crap money. If I were promoted to a Translator I’d make a lot more. He won’t promote me. In fact he threatened to fire me if I asked again. FML

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You deserved it 119

By PuddlePirate - 07/09/2012 16:23 - United States - Mountain Iron

Today, my co-worker and I were having a conversation in Russian. Our boss overheard us talking, shouted, "I know you're talking about me! I speak Spanish too!" and threatened to fire us. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 653

You deserved it 3 437

By Claudine - 30/06/2015 06:18 - Belgium - Liège

Today, my boss is on the phone with a Russian customer, who keeps saying, "Speak Russian please!" My boss asks me to translate, as he hired me for my knowledge of Russian. He says something, I translate in Russian, then the customer says, "Speak English please!" FML

I agree, your life sucks 26 365

You deserved it 2 090

Communication Breakdown

By rosie - 08/03/2021 13:59

Today, I was unable to communicate with a customer who only spoke French. As a result, my boss called me a "monolingual idiot." I speak Spanish, German, and Japanese. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 133

You deserved it 73

Get out

By hackshack - 08/06/2012 19:45 - Brazil - Porto Alegre

Today, my English teacher kicked me out of class for being "rude and disruptive." In actuality, I had called her out for having blatantly used Google Translate for several example sentences, all of which sounded as if a semi-literate foreigner had constructed them. FML

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You deserved it 3 942

Meritocracy

By Anonymous - 04/12/2023 05:00 - United Kingdom

Today, my boss brought his son in as our new manager. This kid has zero experience in our industry and yet waltzed into a £75,000 job where his sole responsibility is telling me how to do a skilled job I started before he was born. Plus half the stuff he tries to tell me is incorrect. Cretin. FML

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You deserved it 87

By anon_1996 - 08/05/2013 16:59 - United Kingdom - Haslemere

Today, my boss asked me to read through a document. I gave my feedback, saying it seemed like it had been written by an 8-year-old. Turns out it was in fact written by him. FML

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You deserved it 16 171

Differences

By Anonymous - 17/06/2014 15:28 - United States - Saint Louis

Today, I almost got written up for insubordination by my boss. All I did was explain to him that I couldn't help a tourist out because I speak Japanese, not Korean, and that it's not in fact "the same Asian shit" as he seemed to think. FML

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You deserved it 3 326

Genius

By cunting cuntface of a boss - 25/02/2014 20:42 - Australia

Today, I had to proofread a document my boss had written. When I pointed out that he spelled "college" as "collage" multiple times, he angrily accused me of trying to make him look stupid. This is the guy who constantly boasts about his "genius" IQ level to the whole office. FML

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You deserved it 3 495

hghrider123456 9

Saturday 28 September 2013 1:16

bad time gonna have he translate

hghrider123456 9

Saturday 28 September 2013 1:22

bad time have sarcasm with you

Comments

Obey_StudBoii 23

Saturday 28 September 2013 4:27

The browsing history can easily be erased, then you have no way of proving it.

Chris93Jones 20

Saturday 28 September 2013 4:32

just wait until your boss reads about the waffle dolphin report

SirMichael 13

Saturday 28 September 2013 4:38

That can't last, eventually he'll make some important and obvious mistake and you might get your job back if you're boss isn't too proud to admit his son is an idiot.

jansleevee 2

Saturday 28 September 2013 4:44

Exactly #55

jarockstar27 10

Saturday 28 September 2013 4:45

Don't worry google translate is usually in accurate in some parts, he will get his one day!

CaptainBlack 18

Saturday 28 September 2013 5:21

Your life sucks because your boyfriend would do that to you more than it sucks because of what actually happened. Anyway I hope you find a better job soon. And possibly a better boyfriend although I don't like assuming everything about a relationship based on one story

Dodge4x4Ram 46

Saturday 28 September 2013 6:53

pinche cabron ,, translate that

sadistmonkey 19

Saturday 28 September 2013 6:57

I'm a translator myself and this makes me very angry. Your boss will find out soon enough how bad his son's translations are. If he remains in a state of denial, his firm will be in major trouble. OP, I hope you'll eventually be able to convince your boss what a major mistake he's making, or be able to find another job where your skills are better appreciated.