Check these bad boys out

By Anonymous - 10/09/2009 06:57 - Australia

Today, my co-worker came back from Thailand with big new breasts. She told me to go ahead and touch them because they have a funny texture for the first few months. When our GM entered the room, I had both hands down my co-worker's shirt, agreeing that they were unnaturally firm. FML
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XOfiestypixie 0

They're from Australia, silly. Why would they go to the US when Thailand is so much closer?

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SimpleSimon 0

Sounds like the opening scenes of a poorly made **** flick.

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feminist19 0

sounds like a sexual harrassment case is pending, what were you thinking

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Ohnothingreally 0

Femenist19-The OP is a girl. The GM walked in and probably thought there was girl on girl action going on. She could have gotten fired for that. But it wasn't sexual. The co-worker invited OP to feel the unnaturally firm texture of the breast implants.

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feminist19 0

it can be sexual between two women, have you heard of the whole homosexuality thing?

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thequickredofox 0

@feminist - reading skills? The OP was invited to feel her co-worker's breasts, nothing sexual in it. Seriously, who hasn't had a feel of a friend's fake boobs? Maybe we're just more relaxed here in Oz ;)

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Intellectualist 0

sounds like you're a feminist, I'm female and I hate your kind. We're as equal as we're going to get. Men don't get shitloads of maternity leave from work for having babies. So, in conclusion, the whole of woman kind deserves it, for having to pop out kids. Oh did I mention, I'm a troll foldy roll :)

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Greyst0ne 0

YDI for pda in the workplace

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stereofidelica 0

Absolute YDI. Touching someone's breasts is just plain crossing the line in a workplace, even if you both are okay with it, it's simply not appropriate. I'd love to know what the hell you were thinking.

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DameGreyWulf 0

Right, 41, but that doesn't mean it wasn't inappropriate. That's why she said "even if you're both okay with it." It's still inappropriate work behaviour, and there is something called a bathroom. ... Don't know what the co-worker was thinking, really. First day back and she has to go to OP like "HOLY SHIT TOUCH MY BOOBS"? If they are such good friends, she couldn't see her beforehand and say it?

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iFruit 0

Don't worry OP, there's help for people like you.

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sc27 0

Your co-worker was a girl right?... please tell me it was a girl.

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mystical_child 6

#44 re-read it. "my coworker just came back from Thailand with big new breast implants." how many guys do you know, go to Thailand to get breast implants? And also OP continued on to say, "SHE told me.." ... Read carefully.... :)

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