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By exposed - 15/03/2010 06:35 - United States

Today, I woke up late for a very important presentation. I got dressed but forgot to wear a bra. During the presentation, I bent down to adjust a shoe strap. I rose to find that the thin straps of my blouse snapped and exposed my breasts. I gave a great presentation and a titty show. FML

I agree, your life sucks 16 757

You deserved it 35 707

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By thewordsicantsay - 25/02/2010 07:05 - Canada

Today, while waiting to do a presentation in class I felt someone flick my back, but when I turned around no one was there. It wasn't until I got up in front of the whole class that I felt my bra slowly sliding down my body. Turns out that the "flick" I felt was actually my bra clasp busting open. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 553

You deserved it 3 388

By hrs220 - 21/05/2016 21:55 - United States - Lake Zurich

Today, I gave a presentation for my final on class. While I was giving the speech my shirt strap broke. I ended up flashing everyone including the teacher. At least I got an A. FML

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You deserved it 1 529

Malfunctioning equipment

By Alyxandrea Loffer - 24/09/2020 01:02 - United States - Ellsworth

Today, at work, my front-close bra popped open like an anime character, right in front of the two male coworkers I was talking to. My boobs flung around and I had to pretend nothing happened while subtly crossing my arms and waiting for them to leave so I could fix it. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 565

You deserved it 297

Pick me!

By Anonymous - 13/05/2021 17:01

Today, I wore my tightest, slightly too small, push-up bra and low cut top to impress a guy at work. He came over to borrow a pen. I leaned down to get one out of my bag and my nipple popped out. FML

I agree, your life sucks 274

You deserved it 1 979

Fashion accessory

By Anonymous - 13/08/2021 06:01

Today, I got ready for work in the dark, and it was noon before someone told me that I had one of my wife's pantyliners stuck to the back of my pants. I'd just given a presentation to 80 people. FML

I agree, your life sucks 911

You deserved it 175

By Viridian - 12/05/2009 13:41 - United States

Today, I gave a big presentation at work. The manager decided to video tape it. I went through my presentation with ease and was confident I did a good job. My confidence was then lowered after watching the tape. Apparently, my boobs are much more interesting than what I had to say. FML

I agree, your life sucks 57 739

You deserved it 7 079

Snap!

By fryebaby623 - 13/11/2015 05:47 - United States - Vero Beach

Today, I was so tired when I got home from work, I took off my bra without removing my shirt which I've done so often it is second nature. I successfully removed the bra, then snagged the clasp on a loose shirt thread, causing my bra to take on a life of its own and slap me in the face. FML

I agree, your life sucks 22 285

You deserved it 3 218

By Lana - 20/07/2010 12:43 - Austria

Today, while sitting at my desk at work, a co-worker asked for my help. It was only after I had walked over to his desk, bent over, answered his question, and walked back to my stall, that I felt a breeze. My tube top had slid down across my breasts, revealing my bra to the entire office. FML

I agree, your life sucks 12 870

You deserved it 43 611

Wardrobe malfunction

By awkwardpanda - 27/01/2017 20:00

Today, I performed for the first time at someone's wedding. When the music started, I heard a click. Slowly, I felt my strapless bra drop lower and lower due to my non-existent breasts. The hook on my bra had broken at that very moment on stage. FML

I agree, your life sucks 7 924

You deserved it 759

Flasher

By barebackingit - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - Canada - Kanata

Today, I woke up late and had to rush to catch my bus. Upon arriving at school, I was hot from running and took off my sweater. It was then, in a lecture hall with 400 people, that I realised I hadn't put a shirt on underneath. FML

I agree, your life sucks 51 077

You deserved it 12 025

maskedman 9

Monday 15 March 2010 12:21

Great? You just gave the greatest presentation your company has ever seen.

AquaSky 1

Monday 15 March 2010 12:23

This one just doesn't sound plausible. But if it's legit, YDI for wearing a flimsy blouse in a professional environment.

Comments

trumpetGIRL12345 0

Tuesday 16 March 2010 0:09

130 sir?!? WTF is that about for all u know that could be a girl u don't gotta be respectful like that on the Internet

rainstar3000 0

Tuesday 16 March 2010 0:11

I would give u an imdeate A in that project!

trumpetGIRL12345 0

Tuesday 16 March 2010 0:20

stop giving the OP crap about her small boobs and shit like that if she wanted to be made fun of she would have put this on facebook not on FML ok

loski87 4

Tuesday 16 March 2010 0:39

you forgot to put on a bra??? puhleazzz that was a ploy for extra credit wasn't it?

ShakesBeer 0

Tuesday 16 March 2010 0:47

how is this an fml?

buttshapedfruit 0

Tuesday 16 March 2010 0:49

ydi htf do u forget to put on ur bra?

ShakesBeer 0

Tuesday 16 March 2010 0:53

yeaa, 191. "forget" <wink-wink> xD

aaronfuegopop 7

Tuesday 16 March 2010 1:09

how do you forget to wear a bra?

vampress96 0

Tuesday 16 March 2010 1:21

How do you forget to wear a bra?!?! FYL!

sclsays 0

Tuesday 16 March 2010 1:32

wow... agreed with number 8

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