Transportation: Today, I went to fill up my car. 500 metres before the petrol...

By gui909 - 09/12/2008 07:01 - France

Today, I went to fill up my car. 500 metres before the petrol station, I saw a group of motorcyclists in my rear view mirror. I slowed down and pulled over to let them past. In fact, they were also going to fill up. 35 motorcyclists and 2 petrol pumps. FML

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By DQB - 24/05/2009 02:17 - Canada

Today, I pulled up to a stoplight and blew past the car beside me to merge into one lane. About 30 seconds later, I ran out of gas right in front of them. We were on a bridge, and I had to push my car all the way across. FML

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By AbsentMindedGal - 21/12/2013 09:07 - United States

Today, I stopped at the gas station to fill up my tank and get some snacks. I paid the cashier, then got back into my car, totally forgetting to pump the $50 worth of fuel I'd just prepaid for. Too bad I didn't realize until my car came to a sputtering stop about a mile down the road. FML

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By O__o - 09/12/2011 06:43 - United States

Today, I got stuck driving behind a rather large motorcyclist on a one way road for 30 miles. For those 30 miles, I had a full view of his back fat rolls and butt crack. FML

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By van no gough - 22/03/2015 00:07 - United States - Springfield

Today, I went out with two friends for lunch. The van we took ran out of fuel, so we pushed it to a nearby gas station, a gas station suffering from a gas shortage. FML

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By jeremiah - 06/11/2011 08:21 - Australia

Today, I let my brother borrow my car, as he had a job interview. I told him the tank was nearly empty and gave him $20 to put some petrol in it. Ten minutes later, he calls me, saying the car won't start. He filled it up with diesel. It's a petrol car. FML

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By whoops - 11/04/2009 20:43 - United States

Today, I was on my way home from work and decided to stop at the grocery store. I purchased $200 in groceries and went to put them in my car. I then realized I drove my motorcycle today. FML

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You dipstick!

By mah - 16/01/2010 02:25 - United States

Today, while getting gas, a hottie pulled-up to the pump next to me. I finished filling my tank and started to drive away. As I was checking her out and paying no attention to my driving, I ended up taking the front bumper off her car with my truck. FML

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By me - 10/11/2012 19:49 - United States - Bend

Today, my dad agreed to let me borrow the car to go rock climbing with my friends. He'd just filled it up with gas, which is how I realized halfway back home that one of my "friends" had siphoned well over half the gas straight out of the tank. FML

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By AmberKCole - 08/07/2009 18:45 - United States

Today, the car in front of me was going slow and I flashed my lights and honked. I floored it and passed the car, flipping off the driver. Just as I went around the next corner I got pulled over by a motorcycle cop. A few seconds later, the guy I flipped off drove by honked and waved. FML

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By driver - 25/11/2009 22:24 - New Zealand

Today, I went to start my truck that I had parked in my driveway after a long haul. The fuel gauge indicated I had a full tank. I didn't fill up. My neighbours' son decided to fill the tank with water with a hose,150 litres worth on top of diesel. His dad's response? "Kids eh, what ya gonna do?" FML

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identikit 0

Friday 20 February 2009 1:39

You know they probably would have let you use the pump first if you asked.

thatsucked64 0

Friday 27 March 2009 1:00

at least they're small tanks.

Comments

identikit 0

Friday 20 February 2009 1:39

You know they probably would have let you use the pump first if you asked.

saraitkddh 47

Monday 21 October 2013 17:35

agree

Sgt_Schadenfreud 0

Wednesday 11 March 2009 1:05

at #1: way to stereotype bikers.

nafiul93 0

Thursday 26 March 2009 23:15

wow your dumb thats what u get for being too nice

thatsucked64 0

Friday 27 March 2009 1:00

at least they're small tanks.

Vintage_fml 0

Friday 17 April 2009 15:09

that happend to me in subway,a dude got in and asked for a water bottle,they made him wait,when my turn came i suggested that he goes first for the water bottle,then he called his buddies to ask them what do they want for lunch

jazzmin1997 16

Friday 25 April 2014 20:07

Make that into a FML ;)

Allan_is_Awesome 0

Sunday 26 April 2009 18:57

Ah, I hate it when you do something somewhat nice and get bitten in the ass for it...

whatthehell14 0

Thursday 2 July 2009 2:14

so...how long did that take?

typicalyetnot15 0

Saturday 29 August 2009 1:24

dude theres like a gas station on every corner deal with it go to another one!

Mauskau 35

Saturday 5 September 2009 20:52

not in france, no. france, well, when i last went there, we had to drive half an hour to get to a petrol station which was in a town in the middle of nowhere. most of france is farms and unused areas. unlike america.