Dirty Dancing Fail By FML Videos - 02/11/2018 13:30 - United States - New York Bro do you even lift? I agree, your life sucks 134 You deserved it 196 Share Tweet Share
Today, while at work, I used the restroom. After I noticed we were out of paper towels, I just tried shaking my hands dry. I then readjusted my bra, since it'd been driving me crazy all day. After getting back to my cubicle, I realized that I had two wet handprints over my boobs. FML I agree, your life sucks 21 442 You deserved it 12 619
Today, I can admit I was wrong for cheating but my psycho ass ex took her revenge too damn far. Instead of cheating back or going wild with her girlfriends or breaking up with me, she called the authorities on my parents and had them deported. FML I agree, your life sucks 592 You deserved it 405
Today, I came home from class to find a nasty note on my roommate's toaster oven. Apparently, cleaning it once a week isn't enough, and she wants it cleaned right after using it, which she never told me all school year. I'm banned from using it. FML I agree, your life sucks 648 You deserved it 333
Today, my in-laws told me, in all seriousness, that my kid was going to end up paralyzed because I let him play on grass. FML I agree, your life sucks 3 079 You deserved it 167
Today I have to face the fact that either my anatomy is different from other women, or all panties are designed by clueless men: You know that little cotton lining they have? Ever notice how it is invariably placed so that it will catch exactly HALF of the wet patch it is supposed to absorb? FML I agree, your life sucks 834 You deserved it 178
Today, is my 21st birthday. I get home after my night out and walk into the garage to see a 2002 Red Corvette convertible. I run up to the car thinking its a gift and there's a note: "Dani this is not your birthday present. Quit drooling on my car. -Dad" Thanks Dad. FML I agree, your life sucks 58 787 You deserved it 13 802
Today, I woke up happy because I'd met the man of my dreams at a bar. We had shared an amazing night together. I walked around my apartment, wondering where he'd went. Turns out, he was gone. So was my car. FML I agree, your life sucks 56 379 You deserved it 27 731
Today, as well as for the past week, my cat finds immeasurable joy in knocking eggs of the counter and staring at me as I clean the mess. FML I agree, your life sucks 4 237 You deserved it 1 158