Cheeky

By BALEIGHLOVE17 - 20/05/2011 05:46

Today, my boyfriend of 2 years broke up with me. Ten minutes after, he called me asking how to change his relationship status on Facebook. FML
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marlie_x 8

well you should know it doesn't count unless it's Facebook official lol

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fatalkiss 0

Well, cheer up, this shows how much he obviously relies on you, & how hard it'll be for him to be on his own.

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hockeyrocks39 0

Tell him you can't, their isn't a status change for a$$hole!

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fatalkiss 0

I'm aware you were just fixing a mistake you made, but I'd rather pretend that you went grammar nazi on yourself, hehe.

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ThatFatGuyBehind 3

Never seen someone grammar nazi on themself that's a new low lol JK

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Livinia 11

What a noob. That was stupid of him to ask you, of everyone.

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jennifer93 0

he couldn't have asked someone else?! whatta jerk!

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MikeMiller 0

definitely did it purposely. it's not like 100% of his own friends don't know. jerkk. hope she told him to eff off!:)

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ItzJarrin 0

That sounds like one of those intentional "Haha, sucks to be you" 's. If it's not, it's a good thing it ended, dating some one that stupid can't be healthy.

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instnt1nfction 17

but if you eat your vegetables you will be healthy

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BugsBunny1 4

An apple a day keeps the ex away!

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laurbear12 3

you look like Bieber

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XxEmoSnowboarder 8

yah i agree 90 lol its more like bieber mixed with tht annoying fred kid on youtube lol

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smartalek 2

insult to injury, huh? sorry OP. ): He seems like a jerk anyway. be glad you're rid of him.

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cwmbear 0

You're best away from his gene pool.

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alaskasfml 0

not very smart is he. you're better off without him.

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ilovecupcakes98 0

He asked you thaat? Uh the same way you changed it in the first place you dumbass.

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aardvarkish 16

Finally! A veritable definition of "douche". I've always wondered what that meant.

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