By Ahlph - 20/05/2011 04:43

Today, I made it my life goal to own a towel heater. FML
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jennifer93 0

whoa whoa whoa isn't that a little hard to reach? start small, like a washcloth heater :p

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slantyshanty 7

I think OP might live somewhere really cold. I think that is aiming way short in life if all you want is a towl heater.

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Ahlph 0

I could Jerry-Rig a towel heater but then I would never get to have the pleasure of showing awed house guests this complex contraption in the bathroom. Classy.

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iSitt 0

today I macguyvered my own towel heater. my house burned down. fml

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Mikekenny 0

wow make that two people

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ovechkinisbeast 9

Damn FreshPie, you sound like you could be the next Billy Mays

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jackiemoonthepro 5

that's really quite sad

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whiteboy7thst 2

Towel heaters are expensive, I wouldn't aim so high.

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simply_improper 1

you could jus use the dryer

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silver0jay 11

Well why doesn't the op just change his life goal if he's so disappointed about it?

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WoAhAnNa123 0

haha nice^ & op, its your life goal, so if its so depressing then change it and stop posting ur crap on fml.

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Bofferding_fml 6

and once you have one, the towel on it will catch fire one night and kill you in your sleep! no more life goal, no reason to keep on living!

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Alleged_Cranium 7

So you huddle in the corner afraid of both electricity and fire. Your genetic line will not evolve. Good, more evolution for me.

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gabidessie2012 0

thats why you turn it off

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robotiick 12

63 me to but keep to ya self next time

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Ahlph 0

I wrote this FML and I like a person who likes what I like, like this girl!

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yellowpuppies 5

That's what I was gonna stay u stole my thunder but any ways at least someone said it.

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Carpy 8

Gotta start somewhere in life. At least it's a goal. Some people have no goals at all & could give a shit about what happens to them. So good start anyway.

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fatalkiss 0

I didn't even know about those till this FML... It's pretty self-explanatory & sounds dumb. Aren't you already warm after a shower/bath? If not, put on a robe.

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lucas755 1

But when you get out of a hot shower, it's cold. not warm. And you can't wear a robe while drying off.

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Bassmasterclassi 2

they make some robes out of the same material as towels. have you ever been to a hotel?

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ReynshineCutting 10

Those robes are not comfortable though. Not to mention you'll be wearing a wet robe which will make you cold after a few minutes anyway. Luckily for me our dryer is on the other side of the bathroom door so I can just throw our towels in there when we shower :) I hate being cold after a shower so I too want a towel heater one day after we move v

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zaaronj 8

You are a straight up bitch go die

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laurenstumbles15 0

Watching Canadas Worst Hadyman are we?? :P

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BaskenRobin 2

haha yes but Deen is awesome. In real life and on last season!

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Alleged_Cranium 7

Just buy an electric oil space heater, the kind that stands about 2 feet tall. Plug it into an electric timer. You lay your towel on it at night and it can heat the towel before you wake up. It's a lot cheaper than a towel warmer.

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sarahbear430 0

ya, and it sounds classy looking like a towel heater, too

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SteelCladAngel 0

towel racks/rods are classy....? I mean...really it's either wood, plastic or silver/gold plated aluminum bar you drape a towel over even the heated racks are just a free standing set of bars with a cord sticking out.. if there's a 'classy' towel rack I love to have it it would match my classy toilet and shower mat... maybe it would even match my classy garbage pail...

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Swar_fml 3

Low expectations is good. You will never be disappointed.

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