Intimacy: Cheeky

Cheeky

By woopdeedo_1 - 07/03/2010 19:56 - United Kingdom

Today, I went to a party and crashed on the bedroom floor. I woke up to sex noises coming from the bed. I pretended to still be asleep. I sent a text to my boyfriend to tell him about it. I heard his phone beep from over in the bed. FML

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By MrAwsum - 17/03/2009 20:40 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I came back to my house after a night on the town. Thinking the house was empty, we had sex. Just as it was getting good, my phone beeped. It was a text from my mom, saying, "Quiet down. Even your father can tell you're faking." FML

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Twisted

By sleepwalker - 22/11/2009 01:33 - United States

Today, I woke up in my roommate's bed. Apparently, the previous night I sleep-walked into her room, layed on her bed, and fell asleep. In the middle of her and her boyfriend having sex. He's now going around saying he slept with both of us. FML

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Mortified

By killmenow - 21/02/2011 01:19 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex while his parents were out. They came home early, ran upstairs, and knocked on the door. Scrambling to find our clothes, we gave up and just hid under the blankets. They barged in, drunk and laughing, and tried ripping the covers off. FML

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By embarassed - 21/04/2011 03:24 - United States

Today, I fell asleep at a party. I farted so loud that I woke myself up. Everyone heard. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/01/2012 02:00 - United States

Today, while spending the night at a friend's house, I was woken up by someone kicking me. I figured she was having a nightmare, and since we were sharing a bed, I reached over to wake her up. Turns out it was her boyfriend trying to push me off the bed because they were having sex. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/01/2012 15:50 - United States

Today, while in bed with my boyfriend, I accidentally let one slip. While thinking "maybe he didn't hear, maybe he's sleeping", the shaking of the bed from his laughter let me know otherwise. FML

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That was quick

By Anonymous - 09/09/2012 12:03 - United States - Altamonte Springs

Today, while trying to rouse my sleeping boyfriend for some morning sex, he came. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/06/2012 17:41 - United States - Oregon City

Today, I woke up from a sexy dream about my boyfriend. Too bad I'd fallen asleep in my living room with my whole family over, grandma included. They were all staring. I'd been sleep humping and moaning. FML

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By :( - 27/01/2014 22:31 - Algeria

Today, I woke up after a night out partying only to find I'd wet the bed. I was so ashamed that I rolled my girlfriend into it to avoid taking the blame. FML

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Not a morning person

By Anonymous - 15/07/2021 20:01 - United Kingdom - Glasgow

Today, I was woken up by the sound of someone in my room. I started freaking out, thinking someone had broken in, so I kicked them, only to realise it was my boyfriend coming back from the toilet. I'd forgotten he was staying over. FML

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boopityboppity 11

Monday 8 March 2010 1:26

Perhaps he lent it to a friend? Or it's just a really big coincidence? Or... Yeah, he cheated on you. FYL.

YOUbeTROLLIN 0

Monday 8 March 2010 1:28

if the room was dark you could've knocked out the girl he was with and just take her spot.

Comments

hmngomez 0

Monday 8 March 2010 13:26

FAKE. so you are at a party ...forget your boyfriend was there with you... then end up on the floor in the same room with him having sex with someone else above you???NAH FAKE

lucidlucia 0

Monday 8 March 2010 16:13

it's all very Maury Povich.

KaileeCat 0

Monday 8 March 2010 18:54

^^ that ftw!!!

bulll_crap 0

Monday 8 March 2010 16:39

maybe he left his phone in the room

alyjane 0

Monday 8 March 2010 16:54

What an asshole of a boyfriend.

aardvarkish 15

Monday 8 March 2010 17:07

This is a job for a loud fart.

Paradoodle 5

Monday 8 March 2010 17:20

if this is true, you're boyfriend is ******* stupid.

sugarbabyxoxo 2

Monday 8 March 2010 18:18

man how is this fake! I ****** made out with this dumb ***** boyfriend right in front of her when she was sleeping in the couch. than he **** smacked her like four times continued to dance and make out with me while she slept and it was loud in my house ahahahaha. it's not fake you guys are all just very close minded about what you think people are capibal of hahah.