Intimacy: Cheeky

Cheeky

By woopdeedo_1 - 07/03/2010 19:56 - United Kingdom

Today, I went to a party and crashed on the bedroom floor. I woke up to sex noises coming from the bed. I pretended to still be asleep. I sent a text to my boyfriend to tell him about it. I heard his phone beep from over in the bed. FML

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By MrAwsum - 17/03/2009 20:40 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I came back to my house after a night on the town. Thinking the house was empty, we had sex. Just as it was getting good, my phone beeped. It was a text from my mom, saying, "Quiet down. Even your father can tell you're faking." FML

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Twisted

By sleepwalker - 22/11/2009 01:33 - United States

Today, I woke up in my roommate's bed. Apparently, the previous night I sleep-walked into her room, layed on her bed, and fell asleep. In the middle of her and her boyfriend having sex. He's now going around saying he slept with both of us. FML

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Mortified

By killmenow - 21/02/2011 01:19 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex while his parents were out. They came home early, ran upstairs, and knocked on the door. Scrambling to find our clothes, we gave up and just hid under the blankets. They barged in, drunk and laughing, and tried ripping the covers off. FML

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By embarassed - 21/04/2011 03:24 - United States

Today, I fell asleep at a party. I farted so loud that I woke myself up. Everyone heard. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/01/2012 02:00 - United States

Today, while spending the night at a friend's house, I was woken up by someone kicking me. I figured she was having a nightmare, and since we were sharing a bed, I reached over to wake her up. Turns out it was her boyfriend trying to push me off the bed because they were having sex. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/01/2012 15:50 - United States

Today, while in bed with my boyfriend, I accidentally let one slip. While thinking "maybe he didn't hear, maybe he's sleeping", the shaking of the bed from his laughter let me know otherwise. FML

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That was quick

By Anonymous - 09/09/2012 12:03 - United States - Altamonte Springs

Today, while trying to rouse my sleeping boyfriend for some morning sex, he came. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/06/2012 17:41 - United States - Oregon City

Today, I woke up from a sexy dream about my boyfriend. Too bad I'd fallen asleep in my living room with my whole family over, grandma included. They were all staring. I'd been sleep humping and moaning. FML

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By :( - 27/01/2014 22:31 - Algeria

Today, I woke up after a night out partying only to find I'd wet the bed. I was so ashamed that I rolled my girlfriend into it to avoid taking the blame. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/07/2021 20:01 - United Kingdom - Glasgow

Today, I was woken up by the sound of someone in my room. I started freaking out, thinking someone had broken in, so I kicked them, only to realise it was my boyfriend coming back from the toilet. I'd forgotten he was staying over. FML

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boopityboppity 11

Monday 8 March 2010 1:26

Perhaps he lent it to a friend? Or it's just a really big coincidence? Or... Yeah, he cheated on you. FYL.

YOUbeTROLLIN 0

Monday 8 March 2010 1:28

if the room was dark you could've knocked out the girl he was with and just take her spot.

Comments

missmontreal97 4

Sunday 8 August 2010 16:00

well, maybe it wasn't him.. either way , I wouldve goten up and started yelling on boyfriend if it was him

Pudding12 0

Thursday 12 August 2010 6:10

u better bitch slap someone

DVecc 0

Tuesday 23 November 2010 13:16

who the **** has sex with their girlfriend in the same room as the bed your cheating on top of

omi89 3

Thursday 2 June 2011 3:53

well obviously she went without her bf! got drunk then passed out and woke up to him shagging another person

babygurl91695 2

Monday 29 August 2011 17:07

damn that sucks maybe he left his phone in there ?? lol jk no he was just banging another girl sowwy :D

vbrewer19 3

Sunday 25 December 2011 17:00

i woulda got up and dragged the bitch out the bed, beat the shit out of her, then beat the shit out of my bf

nellis_fml 2

Sunday 9 September 2012 9:04

Fake as

freezingjimmy 1

Saturday 29 September 2012 16:30

Maybe he came in to check on you and left his phone on the nightstand? I would've got up and checked it out before I jumped to a rash decision. Just saying. But if he actually was cheating then dump his ass. Sorry Hun,

JokersHQ 21

Thursday 15 August 2013 21:54

Wow. I'm sorry you had to find out that way but at least you found out that he was a cheater for yourself and no just hear-say the next day. Now at least you won't be questioning his every move until you found out the truth.