Miscellaneous: Cheeky

Cheeky

By Anonymous - 29/08/2009 04:10 - United States

Today, I was taking a shower outside at my fiancé's beach house. I was struggling to take my bikini bottoms off, so I started to walk backwards to step out of it. Little did I know that I had pushed the door open. My fiancé, his family, and my family all saw me bend over naked. FML

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By iannie - 31/07/2011 21:45 - United States

Today, I went to the beach. While I was swimming, I noticed a few really hot guys passing. Trying to be sexy, I slowly got out of the water, showing off my body. I showed a bit more than I expected when I realized my bikini bottom had fallen off. FML

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This is fine

By Anonymous - 09/06/2012 02:36 - United Kingdom - London

Today, at the beach, my boyfriend picked me up and carried me over his shoulder. I felt my bikini top come undone in the process. I panicked and pulled down on his shorts. We were fined for indecent exposure. FML

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By loser. - 20/03/2010 06:23 - Canada

Today, I dove into the water perfectly, and my bikini bottoms came off. I splashed around nervously. This guy must have thought I was drowning, and dove in to save me. He emerged from the water carrying a half naked girl. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/03/2010 09:17 - United Kingdom

Today, I was at my boyfriend's house, when I needed the loo. The door was ajar, so I walked into his bathroom, sat down, and started to pee. I then looked up to see the shocked face of his dad sitting naked in the bath. FML

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Welcome to the danger zone

By Anonymous - 15/04/2022 22:00

Today, an ocean wave tore off my bikini bottoms. It took me a few seconds to notice after I stood up, by which time all of my friends, and quite a few other people, had seen my downstairs zone and laughed at me since I recently trimmed it into a love heart shape for my boyfriend. FML

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By mrmr - 07/02/2010 18:32 - United States

Today, I was taking a shower and the glass sliding door was jammed. I tugged it, and it shattered all over me. I was naked. FML

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By coolhand - 29/08/2009 15:13 - United States

Today, I waited for my girlfriend to get in the shower before I stripped down to try and seduce her. I got ready, threw open the door and went in. I walked in on her taking a dump. FML

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Drying times

By helplesssssss - 07/08/2009 21:31 - United States

Today, I took a shower in a beach house we're renting for the week. Once I get out, I realize the house doesn't supply towels, my entire family was outside in the front yard, my phone was upstairs, and there are no blinds. I stood under a ceiling fan naked for 20 minutes trying to dry off. FML

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You deserved it 15 168

By Anonymous - 18/07/2012 17:00 - United States - Chicago

Today, I went to the beach with a friend. We'd forgotten to get our towels out of the SUV, so I rushed back to the parking lot. I opened the passenger-side door and climbed in to begin my search. After ten seconds or so, I realized I'd busted into someone else's car. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/02/2015 03:20 - United States - Auburn

Today, I fell in the shower and the doors jammed shut. I was stuck in there for hours, waiting for my parents to come home. They had to open the door for me while I was still naked inside. FML

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bmackie 0

Saturday 29 August 2009 12:09

nice...bet he loved it ;)

Darkon 0

Saturday 29 August 2009 13:57

So did Dad give Junior a thumbs up?

Comments

jonny2x4 0

Saturday 29 August 2009 15:31

Are you hot?

n3rdzgotskillz 29

Sunday 30 August 2009 1:22

Obvs not if she couldn't bend over to take off her bikini bottoms.

IsntThisAwkward 0

Friday 18 June 2010 17:36

what's with all the chicks on here insulting bigger women? grow up.

plexico 3

Saturday 29 August 2009 15:45

For crying out loud, how many bikini "bottoms" were you wearing? 7 or 8? When you were bent over, did you spread your cheeks so everyone could get a good view of Party City. or did you just tease them with a half-assed view?

Hockeymaniac 0

Saturday 29 August 2009 16:15

i think the family enjoyed it lol

aaaaa12345_fml 0

Saturday 29 August 2009 16:25

i wish i was there

dsnke1 0

Saturday 29 August 2009 16:26

ydi for being a fatass

NATFLUMP 0

Saturday 29 August 2009 16:56

ohhhhhhh i JUUST got it after all the "FAT ASS" comments ! you're FAT ! that's why the bottoms wouldn't come offfff :D ahahahahaa. fatty.

kisseshugsdrugs 5

Saturday 29 August 2009 17:28

hey, its something your fiancee will be seeing for the rest of his life right?

whyohwhyohwhy 0

Saturday 29 August 2009 17:41

seriously...? struggle to take bikini bottoms off? i mean a wetsuit yeah..but a simple bathing suit? i don't think so.

santafay 0

Saturday 29 August 2009 18:10

Wow, we don't we all be dickheads? So what if she's 'fat'? if she's not it doesn't mean she's hot anyways. why would you do that though? that is seriously embarrassing...:)

Bcfrmkc816 17

Monday 10 October 2011 16:40

Why would you not just shower in the bikini? I mean after all it needs washed also right? Don't want ro leave it full of salt water like you didn't want to leave it on yourself