Cheeky

By Anonymous - 29/08/2009 04:10 - United States

Today, I was taking a shower outside at my fiancé's beach house. I was struggling to take my bikini bottoms off, so I started to walk backwards to step out of it. Little did I know that I had pushed the door open. My fiancé, his family, and my family all saw me bend over naked. FML
I agree, your life sucks 38 576
You deserved it 8 623

Same thing different taste

Comments

When you're fat, you need to be more careful when you're in a small shower. I mean, it sucks this happened for you, but you should've been watching your surroundings better in an enclosed space. YDI

Well your fiance has seen it before, I would assume. At least there's that?

noshitsherlock 0

WATCH WHERE YOU'RE GOING, FATASS!!!!

What the hell gave you idiots the impression that she's fat? Even the skinniest of women have had trouble with their swimsuit at some point.

noshitsherlock 0

umm... no. A bikini bottom is just like underwear. I don't know anyone who struggles with removing underwear. It sounds like she squeezed and forced her fat ass into bottoms that were much, MUCH too small for her.

Read the post below it. Again, the OP implied that her bottoms were already down around her ankles, probably caught around her feet. That has nothing to do with being fat. And are your underwear frequently wet and sandy? That does affect how easy it is to take them off, you know.

On top of that, "I was struggling to take my bikini bottoms off so I started to walk backwards to step out of it" implies that the bottoms were already down, but caught around her ankles. That has nothing to do with having a fat ass. If you simple-minded morons would actually read into things, you'd get what she's saying.

The_Big_Mac 7

you have a valid point I agree that that is the intended statement.

hassenpfeffermmm 0

If you weren't such a moron you could get your point accross without posting three different comments in a row.

too many girls are bitching. none of you are hot either so stfu and gtfo.

I bet she's actually really hot, so I'm jealous of her family

YDI. Taking a shower, outside, naked. Idiot. Jet

The_Big_Mac 7

beach house ******** 4 walls and a door outside no roof or a raised roof, usually perfectly private for getting the sand and saltwater off and taking a shower.

The_Big_Mac 7

I'm refering to the outside shower, lord knows I don't want you to get confusesd and think I'm talking about the whole house, forgot I was dealing with simple minded folk.

it says she is from jersey anyways...it was only a matter of time till she showed an entire room of family members her fun zone.

god some of you people are ******* idiots. she was at the BEACH. her bikini bottoms were probably hard to take off because they were wet and sandy and maybe sticking to her legs or something. grow up.

mcsnelly 5

Thanks #30 & 35!! She was taking a shower at the time anyway! She was probably already wet and the water might have been on in the shower already, too! Her bottoms could have gotten rolled up, or she just tried to step out of them and her foot got caught and she stumbled backwards. THAT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH BEING FAT!

Exactly! Thank goodness a few people here have brains.

The_Big_Mac 7

gee a logical explanation not insulting the girl, wow, that wasn't difficult, on a less sarcastic note, my gf has had a similar issue and she's just over 100 lbs tops 110 maybe, and has busted he ass falling out of the shower trying to change. and even wearing shorts or swim trunks I have. so it can happen to anyone.