Cheeky

By Anonymous - 29/08/2009 04:10 - United States

Today, I was taking a shower outside at my fiancé's beach house. I was struggling to take my bikini bottoms off, so I started to walk backwards to step out of it. Little did I know that I had pushed the door open. My fiancé, his family, and my family all saw me bend over naked. FML
I agree, your life sucks 38 576
You deserved it 8 623

Same thing different taste

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I've had trouble getting out of my undies before, and I'm far from fat. Sometimes it's stupid difficult. And I put the emphasis on stupid. Don't you hate those days when the simplest tasks are suddenly entirely too complex? So no, the OP isn't necessarily fat just because she's having an off day. Plus, swimming wear is difficult to get off when wet. Sticks to you like crazy, you basically have to peel it off.

mo_the_owl 0

You guys are all ******* idiots. the suit was WET so not "just like underwear" it doesn't matter if you're a 100 lbs or 200 lbs[though i'm sure it wouldn't help..] wet bathing suit bottoms can be a bitch to get off if they're rolled over or stuck from the water's suction. shit. you 12 year olds really need to get the **** over this "haha ydi fat ass" bullshit you post on every thread.

aceofspades6528 0

well, it's true :P thank you #42 for being part of the minority with brains

You deserve it, for using the word fiancé so much.

YDI for not noticing you pushed the door open

the truth why she had trouble taking her bikini bottom off is because her chins were in the way

thugbert, youre obviously a 12 year old girl. sadly, fat girls wear bikinis sometimes, because somehow they have confidence. second of all, some people ACTUALLY TOLERATE FAT PEOPLE. imagine that? not everyones horrified by fat people, especially if they are family. nice try, but get the **** out

mooreon131 0

Thugbert, I believe that they were around her ankles, which are connected to her toned legs, which are connected to her firm ass cheeks. She was walking around to try to make them slip off. How do I know this? Because I watch forensic files as well. I also watch house, so Iknow that it is, with absolute certaincy, it is NOT lupus. However, that does leave the question of why she was walking backwards, why not just walk forward?...

bummer. oh well, at least nothing else will embarass you now.