Health, Weird and Farts: Chillaxed

Chillaxed

By xXxXxTOBIxX - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Raleigh

Today, while relaxing in a chair in a shop, a man approached me and said, "You have no idea how many times I've farted in that chair." FML

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AngrySailor 17

Monday 22 July 2013 18:52

I sure that almost every chair you've ever sat in has already had its fart cherry popped.

Talientary 8

Monday 22 July 2013 18:51

What. The. Hell.

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MattG2105 5

Tuesday 23 July 2013 19:55

Lets hope he was joking.

djinnyf 12

Wednesday 24 July 2013 0:41

I guess he wanted "his" chair back!

naiveprophet 15

Wednesday 24 July 2013 5:55

Oh so what, it's not like there are fart spores floating around inside you now that you've sat in the fart chair. .....or are there?

khodginssxo 14

Wednesday 24 July 2013 8:21

Lmao! That is hilariousssss

captainObviously 15

Wednesday 24 July 2013 23:04

That was obviously his chair!

ENomine18 9

Thursday 15 August 2013 0:24

Everyone farts.

wholock 12

Saturday 9 November 2013 6:02

Uh...

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