Chillaxed

By xXxXxTOBIxX - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Raleigh

Today, while relaxing in a chair in a shop, a man approached me and said, "You have no idea how many times I've farted in that chair." FML
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Top comments

AngrySailor 17

I sure that almost every chair you've ever sat in has already had its fart cherry popped.

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Talientary 8

What. The. Hell.

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Comments

xxGheTToGumbYxx 16

Well that's just a weird thing to tell a stranger.

2 1
worldclassrager 39

Well you know it's a good chair then...that comfortable...put a little frabreeze (killed the spelling) on it good as new...

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Ilmoran 20

Technically, he didn't say he farted in it at all, just that you have no idea how many times he did (could be zero).

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buddy51 23

OP, I suspect he was blowing some hot air in your general direction. You decide which end of his it was coming from....

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Chellybelly92 14

To be honest, any public chair probably has an uncountable number of farts done to them.

4 0
flyersfan345 5

Check for skidmarks

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JasonUMN 15

As long as they were only farts, you will be fine.

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