Chillaxed

By xXxXxTOBIxX - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Raleigh

Today, while relaxing in a chair in a shop, a man approached me and said, "You have no idea how many times I've farted in that chair." FML
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Top comments

AngrySailor 17

I sure that almost every chair you've ever sat in has already had its fart cherry popped.

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Talientary 8

What. The. Hell.

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Comments

domking1315 20

Ehhh this comment is better than 'first' I guess

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FirstTigerHobbes 13

10/10 most inspiring thing I've read all day, #1

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TheCanucklehead 22

#1 more like, "I want the first comment so bad. Let me stay on this website for hours and wait until an FML shows up so I can achieve this (pointless) goal." Congrats bro. I'm clapping

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soldiat_fml 17

Or maybe #1 just thinks it's gross.

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iAlissa 34

#1 can't have an opinion I suppose, because everything on FML has to be witty and well-thought-out. Especially the first comment. God forbid he should think it's actually gross.

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Treveyon56 14

I never understand why people believe the first comment just can't be one word. I mean I could get it if he just put first, but what's wrong with saying he finds it gross?

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illegalbeagle69 23

Yeah if he was the one who came when his girlfriend farted on his lap..

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starile 19

Especially if she did it while he was sitting in that chair.

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friedpwnadge 25

That sounds like a weird fetish. Who gets off from farts?

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BigJoeZD 16

Why the hell would you do that to a chair?.. And also, how?

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lui_pg 21

Or look him in the eye and say, "you have no idea how many times I (bold I) have farted in this chair"

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Talientary 8

What. The. Hell.

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Uramonkey 11

This man exhibited true chivalry today. Most men would just walk away but he had the courage to save her from the stanky chair.

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goose12321 11

OP: "Oh, so it wasn't a heated chair after all...."

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Welshite 39

That's nearly as bad as thinking about how many people the water you are drinking has gone through.

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illegalbeagle69 23

Actually, I hadn't ever thought about that until you brought it up. So thanks for that.

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Smoldering 15

There are two types of people in this world.......

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bfsd42 20

I remember hearing that it was about 7 people. Now, if only I knew who these people were before I take a drink.

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Cbn42 3

If it goes through 7 people, then that means, that the other 7 had 7 other people's water. So it goes through 49 people, but then the other 42 people had 7 other people's water go through them…

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domking1315 20

I don't think "stinky situation" was ever even a 'thing' on fml

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Llama_Face89 33

Don't let it be...

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KinkyCurly 13

It will be. (ha thought I'd join in)

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AngrySailor 17

I sure that almost every chair you've ever sat in has already had its fart cherry popped.

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Wizardo 33

Yeah if you've rationalised this every bus, train and car seat has been farted in, nothing big.

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kjones99 11

Weird....anyways don't worry about it OP.

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