Chillaxed

By xXxXxTOBIxX - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Raleigh

Today, while relaxing in a chair in a shop, a man approached me and said, "You have no idea how many times I've farted in that chair." FML
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Top comments

AngrySailor 17

I sure that almost every chair you've ever sat in has already had its fart cherry popped.

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Talientary 8

What. The. Hell.

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Comments

Wiringify 22

Hopefully they weren't wet.

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Aero_x 21

Well thank heavens farts don't materialize themselves into a physical appearance

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joyce71 5

I would of said that's nice then let a big go

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RedPillSucks 31

FYL (Fart on Your Life) ??

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FrankHotpants 31

Ok, well I'd remind him how many times I've farted in the room and there he is breathing it in.

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locustbb 9

Don't worry about it. He was probably just full of air.

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reaxion 25

Thankfully, farts aren't sticky... Oh, wait!

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TheSofaKing 7

You should have said you have no idea how many times you came in his wife.

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